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    Not suitable for work. But man I was ROTFLMAO


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    "Crazy people don't know they are crazy.m that's what makes them crazy."

    Funny, but I can well I magine there are lots of people out there who watch this, and say,"well, he is just trying to be funny, and so he is making fun of people who love their guns."

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    This an overly simplistic routine .I willing to bet more gun laws (like Illinois.shooting gallery USA) won't stop crazy people from doing crazy things.
    (drive-by shooting kids doing homework } or ambushing cops.in NY,LA,TX,MS. CA, What should happen is stop the catch and release programs in the
    justice system.No more plea deals.Use a gun to commit a crime,
    do the time for using a gun .I'll stop here.GO HABS GO !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelafluer View Post
    I willing to bet more gun laws won't stop crazy people from doing crazy things.
    It doesn't.. but everywhere else in the world where there are more gun controls laws the firearm homicide rate is a whole lot lower than the US. It is okay to say that you don't want gun control, but it is shamefully disingenuous to pretend those controls wouldn't save lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelafluer View Post
    This an overly simplistic routine .I willing to bet more gun laws (like Illinois.shooting gallery USA) won't stop crazy people from doing crazy things.
    (drive-by shooting kids doing homework } or ambushing cops.in NY,LA,TX,MS. CA, What should happen is stop the catch and release programs in the
    justice system.No more plea deals.Use a gun to commit a crime,
    do the time for using a gun .I'll stop here.GO HABS GO !!!
    I don't think the point of this was to take an actual stand on the issue. lol


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    I saw this a while ago...watched it again and liked it just as much this time. It's his presentation that is funny. It's an easy and obvious discussion for everyone except Americans (the kind from the U.S. of A.).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    It doesn't.. but everywhere else in the world where there are more gun controls laws the firearm homicide rate is a whole lot lower than the US. It is okay to say that you don't want gun control, but it is shamefully disingenuous to pretend those controls wouldn't save lives.
    Well said.

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    One of the funniest stand up bits ive seen in a really long time. You know why, cause its true!


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