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    This made me laugh more than it should have.


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    This guy is my hero.


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    I Donna why she didn't laugh more.

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    Thanks for sharing that. I also laughed way too much.

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    Murray, Jermaine, and Bret approve of this video.

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    I got another similar one sent to me today:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr76...ature=youtu.be

    These seem a little staged, like the 'girlfriend' isn't exactly ignorant of what is coming...

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    Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    For the record, I am not the person in this video.
    (although I totally could be)
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    Reminds me of this brutal You Tube sensation:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    For the record, I am not the person in this video.
    (although I totally could be)
    Is your name Donna?

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    Does anyone want to be my "kardemamma"? Anyone? Please!

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