2015 DobberHockey Fantasy Football League Tier I: Season 5

[The Comish]

0-3. My #1, Dez Bryant, out. My #2, Leaschwoanne McCoy, out. I'm not enjoying the start to my fantasy football season. At this point, my immediate goal is to not finish in the basement. Hey, are we relegating team(s)? (Hopefully singular he says hopefully with hope)

[Pengwin7]

Is today a good day for a season update?

1 Odell-Ay-He-Hoo (Pengwin7) 4-0-0 390.20 316.52

2 Brady's Bunch (cannon) 3-1-0 457.84 310.72
3 TD's N Beer! (Axeman33) 3-1-0 425.72 360.70
4 Tears of Joique (santo10019) 3-1-0 378.48 392.02

5 BadonkaGronk (rataylor22) 2-2-0 366.86 352.96
6 Carnival of Sproles (horrofan) 2-2-0 364.36 371.48
7 Bettman Fumbles (IFaPenny) 2-2-0 348.80 400.64
8 Astapor Unsullied (dober31) 2-2-0 348.68 288.64
9 Powerplay QB (Loch) 2-2-0 315.16 377.84

10 Zorro's LongSnappers (Zorro) 1-3-0 358.38 370.54

11 Fighting Newfies (newfcollins) 0-4-0 355.26 462.10
12 The Frisky Hobbit(TheComish) 0-4-0 289.78 395.36


The ironic part.
My team (Odell-Ay-He-Hoo) has a Yahoo! "Power Ranking" of 11th/12.
Yup... I don't care... I'm 4-and-Oh!

[Axeman33]

Considering I just knocked off the other undefeated team, I'm good with it.

[Pengwin7]

Considering I just knocked off the other undefeated team, I'm good with it.

ps. I want Devonta Freeman back.

[newfcollins]

Is today a good day for a season update?
11 Fighting Newfies (newfcollins) 0-4-0 355.26 462.10

I just can't catch a break in this league. A week ago, I was the favourite and beat my projection by 32 points, and still lost by 33 as my opponent's score was 73 points higher than projected! 73 points!

Every week so far, my opponent has beaten their projection.

I have the most points against in this league, 62 points higher than the next worst.

I hate fantasy football.

[Pengwin7]

I hate fantasy football.

I hear ya.
I have such a love/hate affair with fantasy football.
It's complete bullshit when people say they are good at it.

I didn't even spend a single minute of research before our draft this year... and... I'm 4-0!
Been pulling weekly horseshoes out of my ass!

[For me, fantasy football is the same as slot machines or roulette... it's pure gambling fun... and yet so many people believe they've figured out how to be a winner!]

[Axeman33]

Those "projections" are simply what Yahoo thinks they will do and nothing more. I've learned over time that my trust for Yahoo and their "projections" are just a load of crap.

[rataylor22]

Those "projections" are simply what Yahoo thinks they will do and nothing more. I've learned over time that my trust for Yahoo and their "projections" are just a load of crap.

Same reason their draft grades are dumb.

[The Comish]

Is today a good day for a season update?
12 The Frisky Hobbit(TheComish) 0-4-0 289.78 395.36

No, no it is not.

[ross10019]

ps. I want Devonta Freeman back.

Oh man, did I ever get Devonta'd by Axeman

Bring on Brady's Bunch!

[newfcollins]

This weekend's plus: I picked up my first win of the season.

This weekend's minus: Jamal Charles tore his ACL, and my second RB, L. Murray, is on a bye week.

[Axeman33]

Even Devonta couldn't save my sad sack team of underachievers this week.

[rataylor22]

Anyone in need of a receiver? I find myself in excess.

[Loch]

My team doesn't suck in theory... it just sucks in reality.

Seriously though Andre Johnson, you did more in the one week I benched you than in the 4 I played you. Gates and Foster should help, but Luck and Anderson are looking horrible as the first 2 picks on my roster.

Bah... my team was assembled by Sergio Leone: the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Hopefully Luck has found his mojo and I start to see some consistency.

[The Comish]

0-5 to start the year. My first pick, Dez Bryant, OUT. My second pick, LeSean McCoy, OUT. My fourth pick, C.J. Spiller, one good week out of five. Worst. Season. Ever.