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    Default Typical Jays Injury

    This won't necessarily affect the regular season or fantasy leagues but it is funny nonetheless.

    But since Kevin Pillar is a baseball player, more specifically a Blue Jays player, he's out for 10 days with a mild (grade one) right oblique strain due to sternutation.
    sternutation = sneezing

    The article points out that this has happened to Ricky Romero and former Jay Colby Rasmus in the past.

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    Default Re: Typical Jays Injury

    Just wait for the injuries caused by flatulation and eruction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mojavedesert View Post
    Just wait for the injuries caused by flatulation and eruction.
    Don't forget hemorrhoids.


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