Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

  1. #1
    LawMan's Avatar
    LawMan is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Posts
    5,215
    Rep Power
    50

    Dobber Sports Superstar

    Default San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    This is spectacular. the Sharks put out the following video for the Holidays, the last 20 seconds may be the best part of the whole thing:

    12 team H-2-H 1 year league, daily roster changes, 3 goalie start minimum/week
    2xC, 2xRW, 2xLW, 4xD, 3xUtil, 2xG, 5 Bench
    G, A, P, PIM, PPP, SHP, GWG, SOG, Hits, W, SV%, GAA, SVs
    C: C. Keller, C. Mittelstadt, B. Nelson, R. Strome,
    LW: K. Connor, B. Tkachuk, J. Gaudreau, J. Marchessault, E. Rodrigues, A. Lafreniere
    RW: K. Fiala, J. Bratt, T. Jeannot V. Arvidsson
    D: R. Josi, J. Trouba, E. Gustafsson,
    G: L. Thompson, F. Gustavsson, V. Vanecek
    NO IR

  2. #2
    mister_mcgoo's Avatar
    mister_mcgoo is offline
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    19,119
    Rep Power
    0

    Banned

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    unless your name is Marshall Mathers, "I should make a rap video" should never enter your head if you're a white boy with no game

  3. #3
    blayze's Avatar
    blayze is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    15,295
    Location
    Toronto
    Rep Power
    50

    Dobber Sports Ninja

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    That was crap.

    Good to know they have their priorities straight though. Who needs to make the playoffs when you can produce rap videos. I'm surprised Ovie didn't make a guest appearance.

  4. #4
    Location
    Ottawa
    Rep Power
    50

    Dobber Sports Ninja

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    Ya gotta let the boys have some fun. That had to have been a blast for the players to put together.
    "For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer

    "Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer

    “Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket

  5. #5
    blayze's Avatar
    blayze is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    15,295
    Location
    Toronto
    Rep Power
    50

    Dobber Sports Ninja

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    It's interesting that none of their marquee players were involved. No Thornton/Marleau/Couture/Pavelski.

    Wonder what that means...

  6. #6
    Location
    Ottawa
    Rep Power
    50

    Dobber Sports Ninja

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    I think that it may have just been a case of letting the kids have fun, which is why we don't see the "old" guys in the video?

  7. #7
    reeveta's Avatar
    reeveta is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    2,757
    Location
    Barrie, Ontario
    Rep Power
    34

    Dobber Sports Veteran

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    The old guys are working on their country music video right now.

  8. #8
    Location
    Prairies
    Rep Power
    40

    Dobber Sports Demi-God

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    Ha! Love it!
    Great video!
    Wish the big names took part... but I'll take it.
    I say good on the Sharks for having some fun.

    I remember, here in Atlanta, Garnet Exelby used to do a clip for use in intermissions.
    He was Ron Burgundy.
    It was really entertaining to watch.


  9. #9
    TeamRamrod's Avatar
    TeamRamrod is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    1,953
    Location
    Hobart, Tazmania
    Rep Power
    26

    Dobber Sports Stud

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    If they didn't put names to faces I wouldn't recognize anyone. Scott sticks out like a sore thumb, though.

    I can just see this going down... Anyone with limited ability to speak English, has to be in the video. Anyone who plays less than ten minutes a game, has to be in the video. -Marketing Dept.
    F-Jarvis,Aho,Mittlestadt,Byfield,Berggren,Brink,Chyt il,Dach,Kakko,Kaliyev,
    Cooley,Newhook,Macelli,Marchenko,Meier,Michkov,Per fetti,Reichel,Stankoven

    D-Bean,Hutson,Mateychuk,Mintyukov,Seider,Addison,Kor chinski

    G-Kotchetkov,Oettinger,Wallstedt,Dostal,Knight,Taras ov

    F-G,A=1pt (14 count)
    D-G,A=2pt,+- (8 count)
    G-Win=2pts,T=1,SO=1,G,A=1 (3 count)

    12 Team Dynasty

  10. #10
    blayze's Avatar
    blayze is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Posts
    15,295
    Location
    Toronto
    Rep Power
    50

    Dobber Sports Ninja

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    I literally didn't recognize a single player in that video lol

  11. #11
    Rep Power
    21

    Dobber Sports Initiate

    Default Re: San Jose Sharks Holiday Rap Video

    Sorry, it doesn't beat this vintage Sharks classic... South Park! With memorable appearances by Evgeni Nabokov, Ville Nieminen, Kyle McLaren, and Jonathan Cheechoo!


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •