Reply With QuoteI'm just to see that at my age I can still get excited for good beaver tagging...
...thread.
Based on this thread and the fact that I'm pretty sure the canned music at work is playing an accordian version of 'Steady as She Goes' I have no choice but to conclude I have gone mad.
I hereby apologize for anything I have posted or may post going forward.
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
I'm just to see that at my age I can still get excited for good beaver tagging...
...thread.
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I thought guys only tried to "pick up" beavers at the bar??Originally Posted by SeaDawg
I guess the moral of the story here: don't try to pick up a beaver and attempt to take a picture with it..
Zorro says "vote for Dobber"
Angus is my best friend at dobberhockey..
I prefer tapping the beaver.. Tagging seems like a weird awkward game, like ouch ouch your on my hair..
Zorro says "vote for Dobber"
Angus is my best friend at dobberhockey..
Do we have to explain the hunting metaphor?
@SmittysRant
Well folks... The Beaver Song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo
Straight Points keeper league. Keep 5 Forwards,3 defence,1 goalie.
F: Nicklas Backstrom, Joe Thornton, Henrik Zetterberg, Zach Parise, Logan Couture
D: Erik Karlsson, Alex Pietrangelo, Oliver Ekman-Larsson
G: Sergei Bobrovsky
According to the article:
"Authorities in Belarus told the news wire they had received a spate of calls about angry beavers this year."
Don't know about Belarus, but I find putting my dirty socks in the hamper and bringing home some flowers once in a while helps a lot.
I think we need to have a MASTER index of great lounge threads:
The Avatar War Thread
The Bag of Apples Thread
The Beaver Thread
The Beer Thread
The "Friday" Thread
The Train Derailment Thread
The Vagina Colouring Book Thread
...
Oh... there's so many good ones.
I'm not sure if the internet could handle it.
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Since I've received a few messages about the suitability of having a beaver as a pet I figured I'd address them here.
Beavers are volatile and unpredictable and as such are generally not well suited to bringing home.
If you do feel compelled to have one around at all times then it is probably safest to go with one that you have properly mounted and stuffed first. If you have done a good job you will come very close to the pleasure of having a wild beaver at home without the inherent physical risk.
Furthermore, many beavers carry disease/pets so you will want to exercise care.
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
The best piece of advice I read in this thread was this:
A beaver feels most comfortable when wet.
NEVER... EVER... mess with a dry beaver.
This is something a Dad has to pass on to his son.
Derek Reese - Future Hall of Famer
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1 Week scoring period
G,A,PTS,GWG,PIM,SOG,STP,HT,BL,+/-,W,GAA,SV,SO
Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies
F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
G - Saros, Rittich
Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
Prospects - Byfield, Mercer, Veleno, Chmelevski, Tippett, Comrie, Tomasino, Valimaki, Gustavsson, Wolf
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
How did I possibly miss this thread and where can I find it!?!
Without me, it's only "aweso".
http://forums.dobbersports.com/showt...=coloring+book
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
Also, has anyone warned Sergei Kostitsyn about the dangers of hunting Belarussian beaver yet?
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