Reply With Quoteclassic lol also love the why do you want (insert player)? comment
Conversations
I love these kind of conversations:
Sludge: Hey, Shoeless - I am interested in getting Perry off you. What will it take?
Shoeless: Not for sale, Sludge.
Sludge: Come on every player has his price, what's his? I was thinking that Eberle, Turris and Rundblad would be an overpayment but I would do it.
Shoeless: Well, think again. Anyway, not for sale, Sludge.
Sludge: Come on Shoeless, name your price, I really want to own Perry and I don't mind paying a stiff premium.
Shoeless: Alright, I'll take Crosby for him.
Sludge: What! Have you lost your mind? Do you think I'm a charity? How can you live with yourself trying to rip people off that way?
Shoeless: Oh it's easy. I just take down the Salvation Army sign you think you saw when you walked in here and put up the Ben Dover sign.
Pudge: Well at that rate, you might as well say Perry is off the market and stop jerking people around.
Shoeless: Yeah, you're right. I should just say 'not for sale' right from the get go.
Last edited by Shoeless; July 26, 2011 at 6:59 AM.
classic lol also love the why do you want (insert player)? comment
Last edited by rougie; July 26, 2011 at 2:36 AM.
10 team keeper league points only
pts: g=1 a=1 w=3 so=2 Cap 99.21m
starting roster 12f, 6d, 1g Current Cap 99.12
Forwards
Malkin, Scheifele, Gaudreau, Kessel, Point, Atkinson, Palmieri, Bratt, Tuch, Borgstrom, Fiala, Steel
Defense
Hedman, Krug, Muzzin, Subban, Yandle, Brodie,
Goalie
Bobrovsky
Reserves
Hinostroza, Brannstrom, Andersson, Vaakanainen, Blackwood
" Pudge" must be in a few of my leagues too lol
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... wierd...
tell whoever that guy is he needs to change his name!
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Oh god - there really is a Pudge - my apologiesOriginally Posted by pudge
Changes on the way.
lol...was thinking the same thing!
@SmittysRant
Shoeless if you don't mind I'd like to make a copy of this and modify to include the name of the Pudge" in my league the next time he comes knockin'. Great read.
73M Cap, Partial Keeper: 4F(ANY) 2D, 2G, Year : H2H Daily 2C/2LW/2RW/1F/4D/2G, 16 Teams
Pro
C: Eichel Seguin
LW: Ovechkin, Lee
RW: Marner, Palmieri Buchnevich, Simmonds
D: Karlsson Byfuglien, Petry, Muzzin
G: Rask, Murray Jarry
Farm (Max 200 GP):
C. White, Vrana, Hischier, Sikura, DeSmith
Stat Categories
Skaters
FOW(.1) G(4) A(3) PPG(1.5) PPA(1) SHG(3) SHA(2) GWG(1) SOG(.2) +-(1) PIMS(.1) BLK(.2) HIT(.2)
Goalies
W(6) L(-1) SHO(5) SV(0.1) GA(-0.2) GAA(Range of -1 to 8) SV%(Range of -1 to 8)
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ahahahah
i'm not sure what's funnier, the actual convo, or the fact that there was someone named pudge that was probably thinking "WTF???" when he saw the original post.
Sludge: Hey Shoeless - I have real win-win proposal for you.
Shoeless: I'm listening, Sludge
Sludge: Well I know I have to pay big for Perry, so I figure Giroux, who will replace most of what Perry gives you and I'll thrown in Edler to give real solid value for Perry.
Shoeless: Well that's not bad value for Perry, but I would have to drop my worst D man to do the deal and that's Karlsson. Don't think that's such a hot deal for me.
Sludge: Oh yeah, dropping Karlson wouldn't be good. Well, you wouldn't have to drop him, you know.
Shoeless: How's that Sludge?
Sludge: Well instead of dropping him, you could just send him back in the deal to me, so you wouldn't have that problem.
Shoeless: Hmmm, now why didn't I think of that?
Good stuff.
10 team H2H !Y League (4 keepers - at least 1 must be a D-man OR Goalie)
Start - 2C, 2L, 2R, 1U, 3D, 2G, 6Bench, 2IR, 2IR+ (Daily) (5 moves per week)
Skaters - G, A, +/-, PPP, PIM, HITS, BS, GWG, SOG
Goalies - Wins, Saves, S%, GAA (Min. 4 starts)
Championships 2007, 2009, 2012, 2016, 2017, 2019*, 2023
C-McDavid, Trocheck, Suzuki
L-B.Tkachuk(C/L), Forsberg, Konecny(L/R)
R-Hyman(L/R), Svechnikov(L/R), P. Kane
D-Dahlin, Josi,
G-DeSmith, Thompson, Hill
IR-Demko
hahaha, yup, every league has at last one Sludge!
lmao..always so helpful, ain't they?
@SmittysRant
This thread is hilarious. Haha.
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