The UHL: Round by Round

[metaldude26]

Fun fact. I only have two contracts that run past the 2013-14 season. Dubinsky's which is until 2014-15 and JVR's which is until 2017-18. I've got it made in the shade. Enjoy cap hell rest of the league.

[ericdaoust]

Yeah what we didn't realize (and I just noticed) is that in the fine print of our payment for the CBS fee we're also contractually committed to the UHL for 25 years. With that in mind, yes we will see the ugly years of those lifetime contracts.

[TK12555]

Oh please. We all know you only traded him to reverse jinx it so Kessel and the Leafs actually do well. Start regretting it and you'll reverse the trend. And for what it's worth, enjoy Zetterberg's contract in five years and for the next five years after that. That's going to be a fun one.

Zetterberg will not be on my team in 3 years time. Max.

Too many trades that happen in this league.

[metaldude26]

Zetterberg will not be on my team in 3 years time. Max.

Too many trades that happen in this league.

That sounds like a challenge to me. UHL DO NOT TRADE WITH TK. Force him to have Zetterberg for the entirity of that contract. I do not care how sweet a deal he offers you, it will be WAAAAYYYY too funny if he gets saddled with that thing for life.

[TK12555]

That sounds like a challenge to me. UHL DO NOT TRADE WITH TK. Force him to have Zetterberg for the entirity of that contract. I do not care how sweet a deal he offers you, it will be WAAAAYYYY too funny if he gets saddled with that thing for life.

...no words can describe this.

If you remember this in 3 years...haha

[dyzfunctioned]

Fun fact. I only have two contracts that run past the 2013-14 season. Dubinsky's which is until 2014-15 and JVR's which is until 2017-18. I've got it made in the shade. Enjoy cap hell rest of the league.

I only have 5 running past 14-15 (St. Louis, Richards, Pronger, Byfuglien, Sharp), three of which have recently signed extensions.

[dyzfunctioned]

That sounds like a challenge to me. UHL DO NOT TRADE WITH TK. Force him to have Zetterberg for the entirity of that contract. I do not care how sweet a deal he offers you, it will be WAAAAYYYY too funny if he gets saddled with that thing for life.

I officially use commissioner powers to assign RDP to TK's team.

[metaldude26]

I only have 5 running past 14-15 (St. Louis, Richards, Pronger, Byfuglien, Sharp), three of which have recently signed extensions.

Only ones you might regret are St. Louis and Pronger but I think they're both sipping from the fountain of youth so you might be alright. Byfuglien is gonna be tough to swallow though. You are overpaying for a 35 point peripheral monster. It would be nice if he could score 50 again, but he won't.

[metaldude26]

...no words can describe this.

If you remember this in 3 years...haha

Just ask Shakedown about my powers of persuasion. The trade freeze is on!

[TK12555]

I officially use commissioner powers to assign RDP to TK's team.

I'll stop posting at dobber before i ever own RDP.

[ericdaoust]

I'll stop posting at dobber before i ever own RDP.

Better start writing your retirement speech.

[TK12555]

Better start writing your retirement speech.

ya, okay buddy. I refuse to ever have RDP on any team ever at any time.

[metaldude26]

We all need to take TK out, get him completely hammered and convince him to take DiPietro.

[metaldude26]

Also, remember, no trading for Zetterberg people. Make him suffer that shit for life.

[dyzfunctioned]

Only ones you might regret are St. Louis and Pronger but I think they're both sipping from the fountain of youth so you might be alright. Byfuglien is gonna be tough to swallow though. You are overpaying for a 35 point peripheral monster. It would be nice if he could score 50 again, but he won't.

I could care less what his point total is as long as he stays on d and keeps pumping out the hits PIM and sog.