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Old 12-18-2012, 03:19 PM
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Has anyone here gotten a vasectomy? How was it? Did it feel like your manhood getting ripped out? Do you pee sitting down now? How does the process work?
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:28 PM
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Has anyone here gotten a vasectomy? How was it? Did it feel like your manhood getting ripped out? Do you pee sitting down now? How does the process work?
A vasectomy as an xmas gift? Talk about the gift that keeps on giving....oh wait it's the opposite....
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Old 12-18-2012, 03:34 PM
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You just have to look at it with the cup half full. At least you will be able to sleep around with other women and have one less thing to worry about.
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You just have to look at it with the cup half full.
Which cup are you talking about???
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I'm agree with gainerama, you'll get to fill the cup of other women and you won't have half as much to worry about!
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Which cup are you talking about???
If it's that cup, and it's only half full, tell the doctor he needs to provide better magazines.....
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We're in the digital era. Pictures don't get the job done anymore.
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You are correct. Tell the doctor to provide better videos or adult PPV channels.
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