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    Saw these two tweets from the Dallas Stars PR department....

    Stars Communications ‏@StarsPR
    There is a slight problem with the Team plane. As a precaution, the club will stay in Detroit overnight and head back to Dallas Wednesday.

    Stars Communications ‏@StarsPR
    The problem occurred after de-icing. A valve for one of the engines malfunctioned. The team is safe and staying at a hotel near Detroit.
    Now first off it's great news that the problem was caught before the plane ever took off and that everybody is safe and sound.

    But the point of this thread is this, words like slight problem, airplane, and engine don't belong together in the same sentence....

    There is no such thing as a slight problem with an airplane engine.
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    Well... a slight problem with the team plane would be is the sports channel is not available. That or there is no IPAs to drink, only belgians or stouts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic_Wedgy View Post
    Well... a slight problem with the team plane would be is the sports channel is not available. That or there is no IPAs to drink, only belgians or stouts.
    As long as there's stouts there's no problem. I'd be pounding them down all the way to landing, however the plane landed.

    That suddenly reminded me of this joke from Ron White...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRJpRu2RsSs
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! ..." all the way to the scene of the crash." hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic_Wedgy View Post
    Well... a slight problem with the team plane would be is the sports channel is not available. That or there is no IPAs to drink, only belgians or stouts.
    Guinness all the way?, not a problem at all!!!
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    That is a "slight" problem for me who is a complete hop head. I'll drink a Guinness and thoroughly enjoy it, but I'll probably order an IPA as a first choice.

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