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    I know it has been a long time since we seen Derek's Corner but its all about Quality over Quantity right?

    Now some of you are probably wondering "What the heck is Derek's Corner?" Let me tell you it is the only place to get your questions answered. That's right, I am here to offer you free advice on any subject: Fantasy Hockey, Football, Baseball and Personal.

    All you have to do is ask and I will answer your questions with precise, accurate BS.

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    We have asteroids and hemorrhoids.... Why aren't they named the other way around?

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    1) In a round room, where would Derek's Corner be situated?

    2) In a regular room (four walls), which one is Derek's Corner? Is there a particular corner that is always picked or is it random? Is it possible that it could be every corner at the same time?


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    Fixed mortgage or variable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by plug View Post
    We have asteroids and hemorrhoids.... Why aren't they named the other way around?
    You wouldnt be asking why asteroids are named that way if you saw the giant ass that they came from! As for hemorrhoids we are not supposed to talk about them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    1) In a round room, where would Derek's Corner be situated?

    2) In a regular room (four walls), which one is Derek's Corner? Is there a particular corner that is always picked or is it random? Is it possible that it could be every corner at the same time?
    1 + 2) In an ever-changing world Derek's Corner is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that corner, at the moment I first sat on it, would be (0,0,0,0). Therefor, where ever I lay my head on my bed is my corner.
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    F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
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    Quote Originally Posted by MolsonX View Post
    Fixed mortgage or variable?
    You know if you win a couple of hockey pools you can buy a house with the winnings and not need a mortgage?
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    I have an offer ready for you in the UHL, it hasn't been sent yet, but will you accept it?
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    Dog or cat for first pet?

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    Have a job interview Wednesday afternoon - sales manager position - should I wear a tie or no tie with my suit? Light manufacturing company.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMGates View Post
    I have an offer ready for you in the UHL, it hasn't been sent yet, but will you accept it?
    Only if it is a good deal for me too. I am willing to wheel and deal!
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    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakkster View Post
    What's your secret?
    If I told you then it would not be a secret.
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    F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Ev View Post
    Dog or cat for first pet?
    Nothing wrong with have a little p*$$y-cat running around.
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    Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies

    F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magicstew View Post
    Have a job interview Wednesday afternoon - sales manager position - should I wear a tie or no tie with my suit? Light manufacturing company.
    All salesmen need to wear a tie unless you are a sleazy salesman, then go no tie.
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    G,A,PTS,GWG,PIM,SOG,STP,HT,BL,+/-,W,GAA,SV,SO
    Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies

    F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
    Prospects - Byfield, Mercer, Veleno, Chmelevski, Tippett, Comrie, Tomasino, Valimaki, Gustavsson, Wolf

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