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    Heard rumours about it, but a source claims that Lance Armstrong plans to admit to doping in an exclusive interview with Oprah on Monday. People are speculating that he intends on admitting his guilt with the hope of returning to competition. His lifetime ban from competing could be lifted if he admits to doping.

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    - I doped.

    Wow, congratulations on taking the big step forward to admitting that it was wrong.

    - [Internally thinking "Wrong?"] Thank you, I can't wait to get back in competition.

    And we can't wait to have you. Now, are you still using PEDs?

    - Umm no.

    That's great to hear. If you wouldn't mind, please take these tests to prove you're clean.

    - No sweat, I've passed these tests a million times.

    I think you are missing the point.

    - Umm, you mean I was supposed to stop?!

    Yes. That is one of our focuses, to clean up the sport.

    - But. But. But. But how am I supposed to win?! Oh well, at least I automatically qualify so I can still cycle to save face.

    Umm.

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    I didnt know Oprah still had a TV show. I thought she was "retired".

    Either way, who cares if Lance admits he did 'roids. He is yesterdays news anyways.

    Maybe Oprah should give Bonds, Clemens and Sosa a call and see if they have anything they want to say while she is doing her interview with Lance.
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    How the **** can he be allowed to go back to competing if he admits he was guilty? What a stupid system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakkster View Post
    How the **** can he be allowed to go back to competing if he admits he was guilty? What a stupid system.
    Somewhere Pete Rose is laughing...
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    Who's Pete Rose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakkster View Post
    Who's Pete Rose?
    My neighbour, I bet him $100 that Armstrong would never fess up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakkster View Post
    Who's Pete Rose?
    We have this sport here called baseball. A player throws the ball to an opponent who tries to hit the ball with a bat. After he hits the ball, the player runs around a diamond trying to acquire bases. If he gets around the diamond, his team gets a run (point).

    Pete Rose is the best hitter in baseball history, with 4256 hits. However he gambled on his own team, the Cincinnati Reds, so he can't go to the Hall of Fame.

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    Check out his new reality show , starts tonight on TLC , Pete Rose - Hits and Mrs.
    I'll be watching the Passionate Eye!
    I've now lost all respect for Armstrong and truly believe he started his foundation to profit his own accounts.
    Hope he wipes out in his first race.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoothfun View Post
    I've now lost all respect for Armstrong and truly believe he started his foundation to profit his own accounts.
    I couldn't agree more. Lying about it all of these years was completely self-serving, and now it appears that his coming clean about it is also going to be completely self-serving. What a douchebag...

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    Can't believe no one has said this yet...

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    Now that's some Heavy Metaldude!
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