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    Trying to contain the damage by keeping it in Lounge threads...

    Over the last week on this forum I've been told to go eat a bag of dicks and also called a dick. Is there a hidden "you are what you eat" joke in there?

    Any opinions are appreciated.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Trying to contain the damage by keeping it in Lounge threads...

    Over the last week on this forum I've been told to go eat a bag of dicks and also called a dick. Is there a hidden "you are what you eat" joke in there?

    Any opinions are appreciated.
    I don't fight... I'm generally a push-over. I don't like spiders and am afraid of the dark. Go ahead, call me *****.

    Just as an aside, where would one go about procuring a bag of dicks to eat? Pretty sure I haven't seen anything of that sort at the local Safeway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    Just as an aside, where would one go about procuring a bag of dicks to eat? Pretty sure I haven't seen anything of that sort at the local Safeway.
    pretty sure you can get them at the concession stands in the bell center

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    Just as an aside, where would one go about procuring a bag of dicks to eat? Pretty sure I haven't seen anything of that sort at the local Safeway.
    This is the kind of insight I need in this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by InnocentBystander View Post
    pretty sure you can get them at the concession stands in the bell center
    Because you've checked for this particular item...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Any opinions are appreciated.
    Everybody feels like they can pick on the guys with little avatars.
    I hear you man.

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    This may answer your question although it may create more questions for you.

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    wtf is up with the basic intimate ads?? I came here read fantasy hockey news not fap!! 1 stroke every 5th slide... dafuq...
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    This became even more random than I ever imagined. Are you reading this Bettman and Fehr? People are sick because of your nonsense!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aleco83 View Post
    wtf is up with the basic intimate ads?? I came here read fantasy hockey news not fap!! 1 stroke every 5th slide... dafuq...
    Wait, what ads?

    On an unrelated note I have to work on a new picture for my signature...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aleco83 View Post
    wtf is up with the basic intimate ads?? I came here read fantasy hockey news not fap!! 1 stroke every 5th slide... dafuq...
    I am soooo lost right now..????????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Trying to contain the damage by keeping it in Lounge threads...

    Over the last week on this forum I've been told to go eat a bag of dicks and also called a dick. Is there a hidden "you are what you eat" joke in there?

    Any opinions are appreciated.

    A whole bag? Gluttonous lot, we are. sheeeesh.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Trying to contain the damage by keeping it in Lounge threads...

    Over the last week on this forum I've been told to go eat a bag of dicks and also called a dick. Is there a hidden "you are what you eat" joke in there?

    Any opinions are appreciated.
    Who said all these things to you?? What does a guy have to do to be called those names in here??
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