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    Quote Originally Posted by als_revenge View Post
    My commute is about 25 to 30 minutes. But I walk. And love getting some exercise in, since I work in an office. I also choose to rent over owning, so I can live in a trendy area and still within walking distance to downtown and work...

    People who enter the highway on the onramps at 60km/h and then nearly kill everyone with their merge. That irks me...
    Hey Al, I think we're almost neighbours! lol I live less than a five minute walk to work in downtown Ottawa. I also choose to rent instead of own. I hate, literally hate yard work, shoveling snow, the constant upkeep of living on a house, plus all the added utilities costs, so I find renting a better life choice. I'm happier, even if I won't have any equity built up from my house appreciating.

    Also, you nailed it for me with your merge comment...how they hell can people not understand that they are entering a highway where people are going at least 100 km/hr. Idiots doing idiot things because they are idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    Idiots doing idiot things because they are idiots.
    This sums up all of our combined irks, probably.

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    When people straight up lie​ to your face. Like I can respect a man if he tells me something straight and just keeps it real but so many people talk to you with a second face on which irritates the heck out of me. Also fake excuses, like c mon just say it like it is, i can handle the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntMan12 View Post
    When people straight up lie​ to your face. Like I can respect a man if he tells me something straight and just keeps it real but so many people talk to you with a second face on which irritates the heck out of me. Also fake excuses, like c mon just say it like it is, i can handle the truth.
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    Having to work on a Sunday when the sun is shining.
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    Having to give stool samples. I have to take samples from three different bowel movements. Part of me wants to use one of mine, then I will go to the park and find dog and cat poo and use them. Of course, I'll probably end up with feline leukemia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    Having to give stool samples. I have to take samples from three different bowel movements. Part of me wants to use one of mine, then I will go to the park and find dog and cat poo and use them. Of course, I'll probably end up with feline leukemia.
    ahh , the ol turn 50 , shit on a stick OHIP cancer screening .

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    Quote Originally Posted by butch View Post
    ahh , the ol turn 50 , shit on a stick OHIP cancer screening .
    LOL! Gross! I am not too far from that myself actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    LOL! Gross! I am not too far from that myself actually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    Having to give stool samples. I have to take samples from three different bowel movements. Part of me wants to use one of mine, then I will go to the park and find dog and cat poo and use them. Of course, I'll probably end up with feline leukemia.
    Might be the best irk on here to date.
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    People who use acronyms for common phrases. TBE, IRL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VincentVega View Post
    People who use acronyms for common phrases. TBE, IRL.
    Acronyms often bug me as well, especially when you can't figure out what it means. Took me a while to figure out BRB. I get VMT at work every now and then. I had to ask someone if they knew what it meant (very many thanks).
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    Okay, so today at work (I work in a pretty large office complex), I have to use the toilet and go into the last stall (of 4 stalls) and sitting in the bowl is someone's big ol' bowel movement and some toilet paper. That wasn't the worst part, there was a fair amount of blood in the bowl. The only excuse I could accept is that they guy bled out and had to be taken to the hospital on a stretcher. So I had to flush the toilet with my boot and go to another stall to do my business. What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    Okay, so today at work (I work in a pretty large office complex), I have to use the toilet and go into the last stall (of 4 stalls) and sitting in the bowl is someone's big ol' bowel movement and some toilet paper. That wasn't the worst part, there was a fair amount of blood in the bowl. The only excuse I could accept is that they guy bled out and had to be taken to the hospital on a stretcher. So I had to flush the toilet with my boot and go to another stall to do my business. What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously.
    Man your irk's really stink lately.

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