I just realized that Matt Murray has never played in the NHL without winning the Stanley Cup at the end of the season. I hope he understands that doesn't actually happen every year.
Keeper league 14 teams (H2H, 20 active players keep 16 NHLers, 16 minors)
Scoring Cats: G-A-PTS-PPG-PPA-(+/-)-HITS-BLK-SHP-SOG-FOW-GWG / W-L-SVS-SV%-GAA-SO
C- Crosby, Barzal, Bennett, Schmaltz, Novak
W- Forsberg, Batherson, Nichuskin, Tuch, Konecny, Maccelli, Sharangovich, Bertuzzi, Kaliyev, Neighbours, Reichel
D- Carlson, Rielly, Klingberg
G- Hellebuyck, Demko, Merzlikins, Vejmelka
Minors:
F: Fantilli, Cooley, Bourgault, Perreault, Cowan, Ohgren, N. Foote, Goyette, Iskhakov, Denisenko, Tracey
D: Simashev, Willander, Lambos
G: Schmidt, Rodrigue, DiPietro, Gaudreau, McKay
Blades of Steel
9 Team Full Keeper - Pts Only (G,A,W,SO)
Crosby, Wheeler, Bergeron, Forsberg, Connor, Kopitar, E.Lindholm, Pastrnak, DeBrincat, Fiala
Jones, Klingberg, Hamilton, Theodore, Letang
Saros, Shesterkin
Garland, Vrana, Bjorkstrand, Verhaege, Backstrom, Karlsson, Perunovich, Spurgeon, Pulock, Hellebuyck
The full order of Cup handoffs:
Gary Bettman
Sidney Crosby
Ronald Hainsey
Matt Cullen
Chris Kunitz
Geno Malkin
Mark-Anthony Flurry
Matthew Murray
Jake Guentzel
Oliver Mmaattaa
Carl Hagelin
Bill Daly
Nicklaus Boninononononononononononono
Carter Rowney
Scott Wilson
Kris Letang
Pekka Rinne
Mike Sullivan
Mario Lemieux
Mario's wife
Jim Rutherford
Billy Guerin
Jason Botterill
Connor McSheary
Patrick Hornqvist
Tom Selleck
Byron Rust
Justin Schultz
Ian Cole
Trevor Daly
John Daly
Bryan Dumoulin
The Refs
Tom Kuhnhackl
Expensive Call Girl
Marc Streit
Bob Errey (TV color commentator)
Mike Lange (radio play-by-play)
Jason Karmanos
Erik Heasley
Rick Tocchet
Donald Trump
Ron Burkle
David Morehouse
Jacques Martin
Mike Bales
Sergei Gonchar
Paul Steigerwald (TV play-by-play)
Phil Bourque (radio color commentator)
Alex Trinca
Andy Saucier
Bob McKenzie
Mark Recchi
Mike Buckley
Jim Britt
Randy Sexton
An Actual Penguin
Derek Clancey
Patrik Allvin
and finally Phil Kessel
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
Which ref was it handed to? The genius that waived off the first goal
Frig comish i was gonna rep you for going through all that trouble and then i realized what you did.
All you get now is a laugh.
HA.
Goalies: If I'm pickin em you best be sittin em!
Bottleneckers (12/16 in 2022)
16 team, points only. G: 2-W, 4-SO.
Top 9F, 4D & 1G . Keep 15, Max 23
F: J. Robertson, J. Hughes, Tavares, Lafreniere, Cozens, Newhook, Teravainen, Domi, R. Strome, Laine, Rossi, Raymond, Holtz, Perfetti
D: Bouchard, McAvoy, Morrissey, Heiskanen
G: Vasilevskiy
My eyes went straight to the 'call girl' inclusion... hmm.. says nothing about me I swear!
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