The Pens fans that I know clearly aren't Pens fans and don't watch games? Oh my that's hilarious.
The bolded is absolutely false in my opinion. I could write "so certifiably false" and feign being an expert that can certify something that is not capable of being certified, but I will just leave it at that.
I could also make some sort of statement about the Pens fans that you know (or about you) but I would never say such a ridiculous thing. At least not to someone I don't know You have your opinion, I have mine. Not the first time that two people see something completely differently, won't be the last.