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    So, I have the flicker, TO & WAS game coming on, turned up the volume to stadium decibels. She looks over, says something sweet, then says, "I'll remember about the times, when you left early because you had a few drinks, and I go to bed late, and I want to listen to late night TV"......

    Guess I am listening to late night TV.
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    Denial is a river in Egypt.
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    Lol. Dude. Gotta take control. Either cards down and commandeer the main tV, or play the considerate card... I'll go down stairs babe... but either way you retain control. Ish.

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    Do what I do. Ask her if she wants to have sex, and she will quickly become very sleepy. Tell her you understand and offer to walk her to the bedroom. While your queen gets under the covers, head back to the big screen and enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bottlenecker View Post
    Do what I do. Ask her if she wants to have sex, and she will quickly become very sleepy. Tell her you understand and offer to walk her to the bedroom. While your queen gets under the covers, head back to the big screen and enjoy.
    See, this is why I always look to The Bottlenecker for advice. This is clearly a win-win.
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    Best... Answer... Ever!
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    Gotta be honest:

    I found the title of this post very misleading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuk View Post
    Gotta be honest:

    I found the title of this post very misleading.
    Very reminiscent of this scene in Something about Mary....classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bottlenecker View Post
    Do what I do. Ask her if she wants to have sex, and she will quickly become very sleepy. Tell her you understand and offer to walk her to the bedroom. While your queen gets under the covers, head back to the big screen and enjoy.
    Definitely win - win situation. I get to watch a lot of games
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    When watching the Raps game I was out on a date and the girl, she actually said let’s go watch the game, but she wouldn’t shutup. At least it was a bad game and I can easily block that from my memory now, but god damn how don’t they know yet when we wanna watch our sports, we want quite voices loud volume?
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