Random thoughts

[Bass56]

Ahhhh, what better thread to share my morning commute story!

So I'm driving to work this morning. Stuck in traffic. I take a glance at the car besides me. The driver (guy) is almost knuckle deep in his left nostril. Seriously, Lara Croft or Indiana Jones had nothing on this cave explorer.

I turn in disgust and focus on moving up a couple of inches. Stopped again. Guy is still digging for treasure.

Move up again. I turn back and he's still digging. I wait a bit and hope that he turns to look at me and realize what he's doing but no luck.

Turn back to face the road and move up another few inches. About 20-30 seconds has passed in this whole ordeal.

I look back at him one last time and I see him pull out the most disgusting super-sized booger I have ever seen. It was more long that wide, but still uber-gross!!

At this point, curiosity overcame disgust so I kept looking, hoping he wouldn't put it in his mouth (but secretly wanting him to). He began rolling it up... classic thumb and index maneuver. At this point, I expect him to lower his window and gracefully remove the goo-ball from his fingers. Well he didn't... the dude just made a miniature snot patty and ate it as if it was a small jujube!!!

Needless to say, my planned order at McD's this morning before I got to work was to include a McMuffin with sausage, a hash brown (maybe supersize to get 2) and a coffee... I ended up ordering just a small black coffee as I couldn't get the ''patty eating incident'' out of my head. Now, 2.5 hours later... I'm still not in the mood for food!

[2014olympicgold]

So where I work it can be super dusty and grimy depending on my job for the day, meaning my nose can get awfully boogery and black. I blow my nose a bunch before leaving on those days, but sometimes you don?t get it all and you?re stuck with a black booger in your nose. When that happens I just wait till I get home to farms spit it out.

Well on this particular day I was going right from work (Hamilton) to a cottage (Muskoka) which is about a 2.5hr drive. About 30min in, I get the booger flapping from my nose breathing. AND THIS ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF ME. So I find a napkin to try and blow it out, no luck. I now wrap it around my finger and stick it up there to just ?eff it, it needs out?. I get it, pull it out stuck to the napkin, I fold it up and leave it in the cupholder to throw out later. I look to my left. A car full of young ladies (roughly my age at the time) are all peeing themselves laughing at me. Well I speed off. Except if everyone knows the commutes to a cottage you hit traffic, and cars find their way back to you. I was beside this car of girls for the whole trip to the cottage (2hrs!!!). I?m talking even side streets. Turns out they were 3 cottages down from us and I was getting ripped on the whole weekend.

[Loch]

Play that Song - by Train is possibly the most egregious auditory offence released since Rebecca Black put out Friday.

It comes on the radio a couple of times a day and I am starting to run out of places to hide the bodies from the ensuing rage.

[Loch]

Play that Song - by Train is possibly the most egregious auditory offence released since Rebecca Black put out Friday.

It comes on the radio a couple of times a day and I am starting to run out of places to hide the bodies from the ensuing rage.

I agree, what an insipid heap of mediocrity. It lacks the depth or complexity needed to be referred to as pointless and vapid.

[Bass56]

Play that Song - by Train is possibly the most egregious auditory offence released since Rebecca Black put out Friday.

It comes on the radio a couple of times a day and I am starting to run out of places to hide the bodies from the ensuing rage.

I agree, what an insipid heap of mediocrity. It lacks the depth or complexity needed to be referred to as pointless and vapid.

Wait what?? Lol did you just quote yourself 30 mins later and agree with your previous statement using ''smarter words''? That is as random as it comes Loch! You chose the right thread to share ''this'' with us!

[Bass56]

So where I work it can be super dusty and grimy depending on my job for the day, meaning my nose can get awfully boogery and black. I blow my nose a bunch before leaving on those days, but sometimes you don?t get it all and you?re stuck with a black booger in your nose. When that happens I just wait till I get home to farms spit it out.

Well on this particular day I was going right from work (Hamilton) to a cottage (Muskoka) which is about a 2.5hr drive. About 30min in, I get the booger flapping from my nose breathing. AND THIS ANNOYS THE CRAP OUT OF ME. So I find a napkin to try and blow it out, no luck. I now wrap it around my finger and stick it up there to just ?eff it, it needs out?. I get it, pull it out stuck to the napkin, I fold it up and leave it in the cupholder to throw out later. I look to my left. A car full of young ladies (roughly my age at the time) are all peeing themselves laughing at me. Well I speed off. Except if everyone knows the commutes to a cottage you hit traffic, and cars find their way back to you. I was beside this car of girls for the whole trip to the cottage (2hrs!!!). I?m talking even side streets. Turns out they were 3 cottages down from us and I was getting ripped on the whole weekend.

Hahah awesome!!! You'll always be known as the ''bogger guy'' to them! They will drive past your cottage later on with their kids and tell them the story of the ''boogerman'' and his creepy antics

[Call of Doughty]

Ahhhh, what better thread to share my morning commute story!

So I'm driving to work this morning. Stuck in traffic. I take a glance at the car besides me. The driver (guy) is almost knuckle deep in his left nostril. Seriously, Lara Croft or Indiana Jones had nothing on this cave explorer.

I turn in disgust and focus on moving up a couple of inches. Stopped again. Guy is still digging for treasure.

Move up again. I turn back and he's still digging. I wait a bit and hope that he turns to look at me and realize what he's doing but no luck.

Turn back to face the road and move up another few inches. About 20-30 seconds has passed in this whole ordeal.

I look back at him one last time and I see him pull out the most disgusting super-sized booger I have ever seen. It was more long that wide, but still uber-gross!!

At this point, curiosity overcame disgust so I kept looking, hoping he wouldn't put it in his mouth (but secretly wanting him to). He began rolling it up... classic thumb and index maneuver. At this point, I expect him to lower his window and gracefully remove the goo-ball from his fingers. Well he didn't... the dude just made a miniature snot patty and ate it as if it was a small jujube!!!

Needless to say, my planned order at McD's this morning before I got to work was to include a McMuffin with sausage, a hash brown (maybe supersize to get 2) and a coffee... I ended up ordering just a small black coffee as I couldn't get the ''patty eating incident'' out of my head. Now, 2.5 hours later... I'm still not in the mood for food!

[StuntMan12]

So I got this guy on my facebook who i been friend with for the past couple months, to be honest he seems like a fairly weird individual....met him through playing poker with him at the local pool hall. we chop it up at poker where there is the fair amount of people i wouldn't hang out with outside of this place but i still bs with most people. This dude is CONSTANTLY sending me these daily messages that read "Roses are red, pepsi cans are blue, youre crazy as hell, thats why i like you! Youre my buddy, my kick ass friend, if i dont get this back i wont bother again. Give this to all your kick ass friends and if you get 5 back then youre a good friend...." like WTF! to be honest i cant stand them stupid chain messages and this dude keeps sending me them on the DAILY....he is a friend but man i just got to know this dude but man he is creeping me out .... dam

like once he told me "I TAUGHT THIS ONE GUY TO BREAK SOMEONE'S ARM ... HE BROKE SOMEONES ARM THEN I GOT TONNES OF RESPECT FROM EVERYONE OVER IT" like c'mon man wtf

[Call of Doughty]

So I got this guy on my facebook who i been friend with for the past couple months, to be honest he seems like a fairly weird individual....met him through playing poker with him at the local pool hall. we chop it up at poker where there is the fair amount of people i wouldn't hang out with outside of this place but i still bs with most people. This dude is CONSTANTLY sending me these daily messages that read "Roses are red, pepsi cans are blue, youre crazy as hell, thats why i like you! Youre my buddy, my kick ass friend, if i dont get this back i wont bother again. Give this to all your kick ass friends and if you get 5 back then youre a good friend...." like WTF! to be honest i cant stand them stupid chain messages and this dude keeps sending me them on the DAILY....he is a friend but man i just got to know this dude but man he is creeping me out .... dam

like once he told me "I TAUGHT THIS ONE GUY TO BREAK SOMEONE'S ARM ... HE BROKE SOMEONES ARM THEN I GOT TONNES OF RESPECT FROM EVERYONE OVER IT" like c'mon man wtf

Moral of story. Don't pick up "friends" at local pool halls. Check your FB settings and put this guy on ignore list or ignore posts list.

[StuntMan12]

Moral of story. Don't pick up "friends" at local pool halls. Check your FB settings and put this guy on ignore list or ignore posts list.

another dude from poker, an older gentleman added me (which i regret accepting but hes a friend of my dad) and he kept bombing every status id make. if i made a status about hockey or something he would be going on there and getting mad about the blue jays and commenting on no matter what i posted... like really

[The Comish]

another dude from poker, an older gentleman added me (which i regret accepting but hes a friend of my dad) and he kept bombing every status id make. if i made a status about hockey or something he would be going on there and getting mad about the blue jays and commenting on no matter what i posted... like really

Alright already, I'll stop posting on your status updates.

[StuntMan12]

Alright already, I'll stop posting on your status updates.

LOL good one Comish

[Tobias Funke]

How long until this forum gets its newest member and Ottawa Senators die hard fan, Hillbilly Jim?

[lucafen4]

Moral of story. Don't pick up "friends" at local pool halls. Check your FB settings and put this guy on ignore list or ignore posts list.

you usually pick up things other than friends at pool halls, things that require pills and doctor visits.

[havanablast21]

How long until this forum gets its newest member and Ottawa Senators die hard fan, Hillbilly Jim?

Hacksaw Jim Dugan. Definitely Hack saw.