2016 DobberHockey Fantasy Football League Tier II: Season 4

[2014olympicgold]

He had a real close deep ball where he tumbled and almost made it in. Great catch. Too bad it's not PPR

Ya I saw that one; that was a fingertip grab for sure. He caught the back end of the football! Can’t even knock Dak for a bad throw because that was a tear drop. Dez might have eased up slightly to make him have to stretch out to catch it. That was a great catch. Then stupid Elliot stole the TD from him, they never throw fades anymore at the goal line because why would you with EE

[hockeyrobot]

Ya I saw that one; that was a fingertip grab for sure. He caught the back end of the football! Can’t even knock Dak for a bad throw because that was a tear drop. Dez might have eased up slightly to make him have to stretch out to catch it. That was a great catch. Then stupid Elliot stole the TD from him, they never throw fades anymore at the goal line because why would you with EE

Yes.....why would you....muahahaha

[Eskimo Brother]

Over 1000 days between touchdowns for Dennis Pitta. Finally bench him, and he GOES OFF for 2 TDs and 19pts. Oh football gods, why?

[hockeyrobot]

Mannnnnnnnnnnn this sucks.

[Eskimo Brother]

Mannnnnnnnnnnn this sucks.

Yeah... It looks like it may be a tough finish for you

[hockeyrobot]

Not likely gonna matter...but I hate Chris Boswell.

[Eskimo Brother]

Yeah, having two inactives is a tough break!

[hockeyrobot]

Yeah, having two inactives is a tough break!

LOL Wilson wasn't inactive....hurt in the 1st though so basically.

CMON LUCK!!

[Eskimo Brother]

LOL Wilson wasn't inactive....hurt in the 1st though so basically.

CMON LUCK!!

Fair enough, I just had a quick glance at your roster and I guess I didn't look close enough for that.
Best of 'Luck' to you finishing it out

[2014olympicgold]

Craziest season I've ever seen in any football league.
The top two teams have essentially clinched themselves a bye.

*1 Goon Squad 9-3-0 1249.26
...
*2 Red Bulls 8-4-0 1164.62
....
3 Yertle's Turtles 7-5-0 1058.42
...
4 Hockeyrobot 6-6-0 1124.12
...
5 Eskimo Bro 6-6-0 1039.50
6 PurpleYogurtSlingers 6-6-0 1021.80
7 Pretty Dirty 6-6-0 1017.88
8 THE Nickel City 6-6-0 1003.84
...
9 Leatherheads 5-7-0 1154.36
10 Show Me Them TD's 5-7-0 1140.00
11 Burgundy's Beard 5-7-0 1099.40
12 Dude Wheres My Carr? 5-7-0 1084.20
...
13 Boy Named Suh 5-7-0 956.04
14 Hautown Chemists 5-7-0 929.44


Week 13 (FINAL WEEK) Match-Ups - in order of implications:

#6 PurpleYogurtSlingers vs. #7 Pretty Dirty. PLAYOFF GAME. The winner is (very very likely) IN with a 7-6 record, the loser is OUT... it's that simple. ANALYSIS: WINNER GOES ON. 95% IN.

#8 THE Nickel City vs. #9 Leatherheads. TNC's low points means he's definitely OUT with a loss. Leatherheads has big points, but must win. ANALYSIS: 80% IN for either team that WINS.

#4 hockeyrobot squares off against #13 Boy Named Suh. hr could get in with a loss... but teams at #9 & #10 would jump him with big scoring week wins. ANALYSIS: 100% in with WIN, 50% in with LOSS & good score.

#10 SMT-TDs vs. #14 Chemists. The Chemists have fallen on their faces and are out. SMTDs has lots of points... so a BIG POINT WIN, could do it. ANALYSIS: 50% in with BIG POINT WIN. MUST WIN.

#5 Eskimo Bro plays the top ranked #1 Goon Squad. Eskimo Bro narrowly leads the 6-6 pack of teams with low scoring totals from 5th-8th. ANALYSIS: This means it is a MUST WIN for Eskimo Bro... more points the better, but a win is likely enough.

#11 Burgundy's Beard faces the read hot #12 DWMC. Who'da thought the 2-7 DWMC from Week 9 could have a shot!!! What a rally! Teams 5-8 all have low points, so a win could do it. ANALYSIS: MUST WIN, big points, with losses from 5-EB & 8-tNC. 10% shot.

#3 Yertle's Turtles against the #2 Red Bulls. The Turtles are only in danger if FOUR of the FIVE 6-6 teams WIN and if the lower ones can outscore him. ANALYSIS: BARRING freak statistical event, he's in even with a loss.


Peng's Final Predictions:
1. Goon Squad (Clinched BYE)
2. Red Bulls (Likely BYE)
3. Yertle's Turtles (Likely #3)
4. hockey robot 7-6 (assuming win over BNS)
5. Winner of PYS (6-6) vs PD (6-6)
6. EskimoBro (if he wins)... if not: Winner of tNC (6-6) vs Leatherheads (5-7)... SMTD only if Leatherheads wins and SMTD also wins with huge week of scoring.

The big game for teams ranked #10-14 is the hockeyrobot game.
If hr falls flat... it opens a cosmic door for other teams to leap-frog him.

STAY TUNED!!!

You’re a human calculator, what’s my chances now?

[Pengwin7]

You’re a human calculator, what’s my chances now?

0.01%

You'll need Eskimo Bro to lose his match tonight by having his two NYJs, Powell and B-Marsh, score less than 12pts and lose. (Currently down 74.4pts to 86.2pgs)
GS, RB, YT, PYS, and tNC are all in at 7-6 or better.
EB is in IF he wins... he's projected for it, but Marshall/Powell could throw up stinker nights.

SMTD, though, has 1140pts at 5-7 and had a huge week and a win.
So he's got the #6 spot before you (with 1084pts and 5-7).
Hautown Chemists getting 28pts from Jack Doyle is your only hope.

Poor hockeyrobot... looks like he may drop from 4th to possibly 9th or 10th in the final week! Oof.

[Eskimo Brother]

Between my Jets and HR's QB Luck, there's still a lot of movement that could take place. If Luck puts up a good enough game for HR to win, I could still win my matchup by a small enough margin to miss out on a playoff spot by a handful of points. I need about 17 total to guarantee a spot.

[2014olympicgold]

0.01%

You'll need Eskimo Bro to lose his match tonight by having his two NYJs, Powell and B-Marsh, score less than 12pts and lose. (Currently down 74.4pts to 86.2pgs)
GS, RB, YT, PYS, and tNC are all in at 7-6 or better.
EB is in IF he wins... he's projected for it, but Marshall/Powell could throw up stinker nights.

SMTD, though, has 1140pts at 5-7 and had a huge week and a win.
So he's got the #6 spot before you (with 1084pts and 5-7).
Hautown Chemists getting 28pts from Jack Doyle is your only hope.

Poor hockeyrobot... looks like he may drop from 4th to possibly 9th or 10th in the final week! Oof.

So you’re saying there’s a chance

[clo-clo]

Between my Jets and HR's QB Luck, there's still a lot of movement that could take place. If Luck puts up a good enough game for HR to win, I could still win my matchup by a small enough margin to miss out on a playoff spot by a handful of points. I need about 17 total to guarantee a spot.

TNC here. What a tight finish! Unless Hockerobot or Eskimo Bro lose, it looks like I'll miss out on a playoff spot by less than 5 points scored despite putting up 126 pts this week.

[Kofax]

TNC here. What a tight finish! Unless Hockerobot or Eskimo Bro lose, it looks like I'll miss out on a playoff spot by less than 5 points scored despite putting up 126 pts this week.

I think TNC is in a very good position to make it.

GS and RB are in easy with the buys.

YT & PYS are in at 7-6, and TNC is very close based on the scenarios below.
Current order is so tight based on points scored:
#3 - YT - 1136.72
#4 - PYS - 1134.16
#5 - TNC - 1130.18


I think these are the only scenarios:
1) Most likely scenario is EB wins and HR loses, and then the order depends on the score EB has, as he currently sits at 1113.88, including points scored to date. He's project to add 18.68, which would take him to 1132.56, putting him in #5 and TNC in #6. But because it's so tight, depending on what he scores could vault him into #3 pushing everyone else down. Going to be interesting.

2) HR gets a HUGE night from Luck (26+ points) and finishes with 1200+ points scored putting him in 3rd, then:
- EB wins with less than 16.3 points, he misses out and TNC takes #6 on points
- EB wins with more than 16.3 points, he gets #6 and TNC gets knocked out
- EB loses, TNC gets in at #6

3) EB & HR lose, then SMTD gets in at #6 with a 6-7 record and 1243.14 points.