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    If you are a gym-rat, you will appreciate this. If you aren't, you will get a chuckle out of this video.

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    That was pretty hilarious. My favorite part was with the teenagers

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    great post Axeman - enjoyed this! Parts of it are spot on...unfortunately the time of the resolutioners is upon us. Happy New Year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BranDOOM View Post
    great post Axeman - enjoyed this! Parts of it are spot on...unfortunately the time of the resolutioners is upon us. Happy New Year!
    LOL! True enough. A buddy of mine shared this with me as an incentive to get off my lazy ass.
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    G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger


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    I work/sit online all day as an analyst, so the gym helps keep me moving. Provides some needed alone time from day to day family living as well. I would likely go crazy without it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BranDOOM View Post
    ..unfortunately the time of the resolutioners is upon us.
    It's why I loathe January as far as the gym goes. At the same time, I appreciate the income they bring in, keeping my rates lower in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainydrinkwater View Post
    It's why I loathe January as far as the gym goes. At the same time, I appreciate the income they bring in, keeping my rates lower in the process.
    Fair point rainydrinkwater. I live in Ontario and recently switched to World Gym. $10 bucks a month, 24 hours and brand new equipment. Can't beat it, highly recommend!
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    Hahaha... Too funny. Thanks for sharing.
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    As a gym rat, that is effin' hilarious. I was recently a victim of a senior citizen locker room ball sack attack. Those dudes have zero shame.
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    That was awesome, good share.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    I was recently a victim of a senior citizen locker room ball sack attack. Those dudes have zero shame.
    Rookie hazing? lol

    That was an awesome video!! Thanks for sharing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BranDOOM View Post
    great post Axeman - enjoyed this! Parts of it are spot on...unfortunately the time of the resolutioners is upon us. Happy New Year!
    Which makes this time of year really awkward for a guy who's going to be going back in January (kind of took the last 3~4 weeks of December off because I'm a lazy slacker) but will probably come off as a resolutioner.
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