Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
When you try to take a dump and sit on the toilet for 15 minutes and nothing comes out, and then you leave to go wherever you needed to go (i.e. work, class) and all of a sudden your butthole is on fire.
AMIRITE?
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
I gotta say axe throwing is really fun. We do it at my buddy’s cottage all the time. Hipsters annoy me, but I’m talking about like the hipsters you see in DT Toronto. I wear the floppy toques in the winter, I have thicker framed PRESCRIPTION glasses, and I have some fancier sweaters. But I do that for comfort. I wear slippers to work and when I need to get stuff after work. Eff style, comfort rocks.
12 Team, H2H, Keep 6 (in Bold)
G, A, Pts, PPP, FW, SOG, Hits, Blocks
W, Saves, S%, GAA, Game Started
2C, 2LW, 2RW, 4D, 1Util, 2G, 5BN, 2IR, 1IR+, 1NA
C: Horvat, Trocheck
LW: J. Robertson, Byfield (C), Guenther
RW: Pavelski (C), Giroux (C), Svechnikov (LW)
D: Fox, Makar, Bouchard, Morrissey, Gudas
Util: Meier (LW, RW)
G: Oettinger, Georgiev, Samsonov, Woll
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
My brother and I have a competition going... we always jaywalk (because why not) and fairly often other folks at the same crosswalk will start following us... particularly if their face is buried in their phone. So which ever one of us gets someone run-over first wins!Originally Posted by ericdaoust
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C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
Okay, it's hockey related:
The Lethbridge Hurricanes!
Would it really be the end of the world if my local hockey team weren't a laughingstock? I would actually go to games if they didn't regularly finish 12-55 or 20-44
18 Team Full Keeper. Total points.
Start 10 F, 3 D, 1 UTIL, 1 G
3 Points: SHO, 2 Points: G, PPA, SHG, SHA, W, 1 Point: A, PPG, GWG, .25 Points: BLK, .1 Points: FOW, SOG, SV, .15 Points: HIT, -.05 Points: FOL, -.15 Points: GA
Forwards: Backstrom, Barre-Boulet, Beauvillier, Caufield, Dickinson, Donato, Donskoi, Gourde, Greenway, Horvat, Kase, Keller, Kuznetsov, MacKinnon, Marchessault, J. T. Miller, Sikura, Tarasenko, Zegras
Defense: Barrie, Brannstrom, Cholowski, Honka, Matheson, Pulock, Shattenkirk
Goal: Dubnyk, Jarry, Markstrom, Merzlikins
2014-15, 2016-17 MHL Champions!
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
I live in a town where this happened. Stop complaining!Okay, it's hockey related:
The Lethbridge Hurricanes!
Would it really be the end of the world if my local hockey team weren't a laughingstock? I would actually go to games if they didn't regularly finish 12-55 or 20-44
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Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
Hahahahaha!
That's amazing! The only thing that happens here is that any of our talented players will sit out and demand trades before the beginning of every season.
18 Team Full Keeper. Total points.
Start 10 F, 3 D, 1 UTIL, 1 G
3 Points: SHO, 2 Points: G, PPA, SHG, SHA, W, 1 Point: A, PPG, GWG, .25 Points: BLK, .1 Points: FOW, SOG, SV, .15 Points: HIT, -.05 Points: FOL, -.15 Points: GA
Forwards: Backstrom, Barre-Boulet, Beauvillier, Caufield, Dickinson, Donato, Donskoi, Gourde, Greenway, Horvat, Kase, Keller, Kuznetsov, MacKinnon, Marchessault, J. T. Miller, Sikura, Tarasenko, Zegras
Defense: Barrie, Brannstrom, Cholowski, Honka, Matheson, Pulock, Shattenkirk
Goal: Dubnyk, Jarry, Markstrom, Merzlikins
2014-15, 2016-17 MHL Champions!
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
Wow... Thanks for sharing. I would like to see his 3 assists..
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
$5 says all three were secondary.
18 Team Full Keeper. Total points.
Start 10 F, 3 D, 1 UTIL, 1 G
3 Points: SHO, 2 Points: G, PPA, SHG, SHA, W, 1 Point: A, PPG, GWG, .25 Points: BLK, .1 Points: FOW, SOG, SV, .15 Points: HIT, -.05 Points: FOL, -.15 Points: GA
Forwards: Backstrom, Barre-Boulet, Beauvillier, Caufield, Dickinson, Donato, Donskoi, Gourde, Greenway, Horvat, Kase, Keller, Kuznetsov, MacKinnon, Marchessault, J. T. Miller, Sikura, Tarasenko, Zegras
Defense: Barrie, Brannstrom, Cholowski, Honka, Matheson, Pulock, Shattenkirk
Goal: Dubnyk, Jarry, Markstrom, Merzlikins
2014-15, 2016-17 MHL Champions!
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
Plus his father probably lobbied to get the assists added post-game.
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Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
18 Team Full Keeper. Total points.
Start 10 F, 3 D, 1 UTIL, 1 G
3 Points: SHO, 2 Points: G, PPA, SHG, SHA, W, 1 Point: A, PPG, GWG, .25 Points: BLK, .1 Points: FOW, SOG, SV, .15 Points: HIT, -.05 Points: FOL, -.15 Points: GA
Forwards: Backstrom, Barre-Boulet, Beauvillier, Caufield, Dickinson, Donato, Donskoi, Gourde, Greenway, Horvat, Kase, Keller, Kuznetsov, MacKinnon, Marchessault, J. T. Miller, Sikura, Tarasenko, Zegras
Defense: Barrie, Brannstrom, Cholowski, Honka, Matheson, Pulock, Shattenkirk
Goal: Dubnyk, Jarry, Markstrom, Merzlikins
2014-15, 2016-17 MHL Champions!
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
Women who take too long to cum. Sometimes I have other things to do, like fantasy hockey stuff and such
I can't promise I'll try but I'll try to try.
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
...and Matlock re-runs.Women who take too long to cum. Sometimes I have other things to do, like fantasy hockey stuff and such
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Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
Thats what dildos are for. "Here honey, work on that. I need to set my lineup"Women who take too long to cum. Sometimes I have other things to do, like fantasy hockey stuff and such
Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
Too bad you can't compete w/a mechanical device. There's blue pills for that, or so I'm told.
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Re: It's the THINGS THAT IRK YOU thread - not hockey related
I thought this site was family friendly, did I miss something.
WHL - World Hockey League (24-Team Daily H2H)
Weighted Scoring: G(1),A(1),PPP(0.5),+/-(0.5), SOG/PIM/HIT/BLK(all 0.05), FOW-C(0.01)
Edmonton Roadrunners
C(3): Tavares, Couture, Girgensons
LW(3): Helm, Ott, Soderberg
RW(3): Ryan, Gallagher, Simmonds
F(3): Hemsky, Paquette, Markus Granlund
D(6): OEL, Gudas, Johnson, Savard, Quincey, Wideman
G(1): Halak, Smith, Lindback
Bench: Stoll, Stajan, Mckenzie, Pulkkinen
Prospects(10): Straka, Chartier, Crouse, EK Eriksson, Tuch, Koekkoek, Max Reinhart, Zboril, Bibeau, Jarry
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