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    Not being able to find a decent 14-18 team non-salary cap keeper league.

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    Having to compromise during the playoffs between:

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    The phrase "I didn't do it on purpose".

    99% of the time, it's so friccking obvious you didn't on purpose. SAY SOMETHING ELSE like "I'm sorry". Jeeez!! Somebody breaks a glass "I didn't do it on purpose", obviously you dimwhat, who likes to just break glasses for fun?
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    For me: Explaining the jokes I make to people who give me blank looks.

    For people who know me: The jokes I make.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Call of Doughty View Post
    I did that on purpose......



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    Yeah, at a gas station the other day and the attendee was a real Bee-otch. No hello, no thank you. Simply scanned item and laid receipt on counter. Why can't they hand you the paper anymore? I think she mumbled thanks, but it was very hard to tell. Too busy being unhappy slinging debit cards all day.
    That seems to be the case at most stores. I'm the customer. I came to your establishment to buy something from you. You should be thankful I didn't go next door so say Thank You.

    Also, when you go to a variety store and the clerk is on a personal phone call while you are checking out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by butch View Post
    parents that let their 2,3,4,5 year old kid push the grocery cart while it bangs into everything
    Or those grocery carts that are more akin to mini vans complete w/steering wheel and able to fit a family four being maneuvered down those narrow aisles. Suckers have to get right just to swing a left. I've seen semi-truck drivers manipulate a three point turn easier than these sons-O-beetches. What's next? Am in-store police car monitoring traffic patterns.
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    here's another , im in my car and every one of my preset radio stations has commercial ads going at the same time , really?? wtf! conspiracy theory? it happens all the fricken time!
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    I and 6 other drivers + a cop followed a woman on a two lane highway today doing 80km...putting along as I say....slowing us down yada yada, backing up traffic yada yada.... The cop pasted first followed by the rest of us. Five minutes later on the 401 westbound, she whips by me doing at least 115+km/h en route to passing the other cars that passed her earlier. MAKES NO SENSE!!! what the frack! If you can handle 120km/h on the freeway, then surely you can do 95+ on the two lane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby4Ever View Post
    here's another , im in my car and every one of my preset radio stations has commercial ads going at the same time , really?? wtf! conspiracy theory? it happens all the fricken time!
    XM radio will take care of that lol

    one of the reasons I switched. my morning commute was nothing but commercials for this and that....just tiresome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Call of Doughty View Post
    I and 6 other drivers + a cop followed a woman on a two lane highway today doing 80km...putting along as I say....slowing us down yada yada, backing up traffic yada yada.... The cop pasted first followed by the rest of us. Five minutes later on the 401 westbound, she whips by me doing at least 115+km/h en route to passing the other cars that passed her earlier. MAKES NO SENSE!!! what the frack! If you can handle 120km/h on the freeway, then surely you can do 95+ on the two lane.
    The difference was likely on the phone (slow)/off the phone (fast)! Either that or she was intimidated by the police car (if she saw it).

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    people who still stop 12-15 feet in front of the white line at a red light. I know they teach us this in young drivers, but they seem more likely to be rear ended by someone not expecting them to stop so abruptly at the red light. It catches me every time.
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    Upspeak/uptalk really irks me.

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    when your drivers license is up for renewal and you have to carry that extra piece of paper in your wallet accompanied with old license until new one arrives.

    its an ontario thing ......

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    Quote Originally Posted by butch View Post
    when your drivers license is up for renewal and you have to carry that extra piece of paper in your wallet accompanied with old license until new one arrives.

    its an ontario thing ......
    In BC you get a yellow (i think) piece of paper with no picture that has to function as your ID for the two weeks it takes for your new one to arrive, because they take the old one.
    At least that was the idiotic system last time I renewed mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    In BC you get a yellow (i think) piece of paper with no picture that has to function as your ID for the two weeks it takes for your new one to arrive, because they take the old one.
    At least that was the idiotic system last time I renewed mine.
    Ontario puts a sticker on your old DL, making it just a photo ID (so can still be used at the Beer Store and LCBO), but without the paper document it is not a legal driver’s license. I just keep the paper document in my car and keep my old license with the “for photo id only” sticker in my wallet

    But they are obnoxiously big. They make them just too tall to fit in a regular wallet, but folding it in half makes it shorter than a wallet. Like it’s easily the dumbest dimensions for a document that will be placed in a wallet.
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    When I lock myself out of my house like I did this AM. Lucky for me, I had a set of keys in my truck..which I normally lock up, but this AM it wasn't. $hit lucky ....warm day, soaked in sweat, all windows locked...no phone....

    making another set of keys asap and hiding them...

    ....hate the 40 degree weather here in Ontario...too much for me...have to hermit myself in the basement for relief.....
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