Fake inspirational people - the ones that post 17 memes with inspirational quotes every day but don't lead a life themselves that back up those statements.
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These are both huge pet peeves of mine. I see these idiots who don't know that "daytime" running lights don't include your tail lights. Literally clueless.
I can't believe that governments haven't figured out that putting brake lights and signal lights both in red make it much harder to see than orange turn signal lights, but then again, almost no one uses their god damn signal lights anyway or if they do, they've already started braking or moved into the turning lane. Well thanks genius, I've now figured out that you're turning, but thanks for LETTING ME KNOW BEFORE you've already caused me to brake unnecessarily hard because of your thoughtlessness (he says sarcastically). **** YOU, YOU ****ING ****!!
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
I always think that when trucks/SUVs are stopped, there should be a feature where the headlights tilt down. Because when I’m stopped and you’re behind me, for freaking sake it is so blinding off my rearview mirror. They have headlights turn when you turn the steering wheel, so when the cars stopped they tilt down. It would be just as easy to design.
12 Team, H2H, Keep 6 (in Bold)
G, A, Pts, PPP, FW, SOG, Hits, Blocks
W, Saves, S%, GAA, Game Started
2C, 2LW, 2RW, 4D, 1Util, 2G, 5BN, 2IR, 1IR+, 1NA
C: Horvat, Trocheck
LW: J. Robertson, Byfield (C), Guenther
RW: Pavelski (C), Giroux (C), Svechnikov (LW)
D: Fox, Makar, Bouchard, Morrissey, Gudas
Util: Meier (LW, RW)
G: Oettinger, Georgiev, Samsonov, Woll
get so annoyed by the telemarketer or scam artist phone calls. i get like 2 or 3 calls daily and keep blocking them. problem is telus ONLY lets you block 12 numbers and mine is maxed out. and they are the weirdest numbers possible and most likely "spoof numbers" ex. they look like 94664545481923 and dont have a name. going to phone telus today and make sure no unknown callers can phone here anymore. most of the calls u answer and nobody will answer on the other line. once i got a call where they left a message and there was faint music in the background for about a minute then someone laughed and then hung up. wish u could just have an "approved" call list so u wouldn't have to sift through all the bs
Essential Oils
Homeopathy
Naturopaths
Chiropractors
They are like the four horseman of the Woopocalypse.
Superstitions
Fish don't care if you brought bananas in the boat.
The Blackhawks don't lose a playoff game because your girlfriend watched the game at your house.
The opposing team doesn't miss a field goal because you held your beer a certain way.
There are no such thing as "hockey gods!"
You don't jinx anything!!!
Is it so hard for people to realize that there are certain things they have absolutely no influence on the outcome? But there is something called coincidence.
10 Team, 60 Player Roster
G, A, PTS, PPP, PIM, BLKs, Hits, +/-, Shots, W, GAA, SV%, Saves
C- JHughes, Trocheck, RThomas, Zegras, Norris, Bennett, PLD, Stephenson, Danualt
RW- Raymond, Stone, TWilson, Toffoli, KJohnson, Nyqvist, Zary
LW- Keller, Schmaltz, Bunting, Skinner, Barbashev, Duclair
D- QHughes, McAvoy, Doughty, Heiskanen, LHughes, Mintyukov
G- Shesterkin, Demko, Andersen, Kahkonen, Levi, Tarasov, Annunen
Notable Prospects- Nikishin, Kulich, Leonard, Wood, Perreault, Lekkermaki, Ostlund, Othmman, REvans, L-Heureux, Ivanov, Murashov
Keeper league 14 teams (H2H, 20 active players keep 16 NHLers, 16 minors)
Scoring Cats: G-A-PTS-PPG-PPA-(+/-)-HITS-BLK-SHP-SOG-FOW-GWG / W-L-SVS-SV%-GAA-SO
C- Crosby, Barzal, Bennett, Schmaltz, Novak
W- Forsberg, Batherson, Nichuskin, Tuch, Konecny, Maccelli, Sharangovich, Bertuzzi, Kaliyev, Neighbours, Reichel
D- Carlson, Rielly, Klingberg
G- Hellebuyck, Demko, Merzlikins, Vejmelka
Minors:
F: Fantilli, Cooley, Bourgault, Perreault, Cowan, Ohgren, N. Foote, Goyette, Iskhakov, Denisenko, Tracey
D: Simashev, Willander, Lambos
G: Schmidt, Rodrigue, DiPietro, Gaudreau, McKay
Yes... it is that hard. For crying out loud, pigeons are superstitious and they have nowhere near the imaginative powers we do! (no seriously, they've done tests, pigeons are superstitious)
Of course, the logic used to dismiss the hockey gods could be used to dismiss any gods... sooo.... yeah.
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
10 Team, 60 Player Roster
G, A, PTS, PPP, PIM, BLKs, Hits, +/-, Shots, W, GAA, SV%, Saves
C- JHughes, Trocheck, RThomas, Zegras, Norris, Bennett, PLD, Stephenson, Danualt
RW- Raymond, Stone, TWilson, Toffoli, KJohnson, Nyqvist, Zary
LW- Keller, Schmaltz, Bunting, Skinner, Barbashev, Duclair
D- QHughes, McAvoy, Doughty, Heiskanen, LHughes, Mintyukov
G- Shesterkin, Demko, Andersen, Kahkonen, Levi, Tarasov, Annunen
Notable Prospects- Nikishin, Kulich, Leonard, Wood, Perreault, Lekkermaki, Ostlund, Othmman, REvans, L-Heureux, Ivanov, Murashov
Well you say that, but that one time I wore my Oilers jersey and held my breath during that power play in Game 5 and they scored! THEY SCORED!!! When I didn't hold my breath, they didn't score. Coincidence? I don't think so.
I kid of course because I agree 100% with you.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen." - Sterling Archer
"Don't spray that urine on my sons window. If you want a dollar for doing nothing, walk to Canada." - Malory Archer
“Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.” - Lemony Snicket
- click bait articles
- intros on youtube videos
10 Team, 60 Player Roster
G, A, PTS, PPP, PIM, BLKs, Hits, +/-, Shots, W, GAA, SV%, Saves
C- JHughes, Trocheck, RThomas, Zegras, Norris, Bennett, PLD, Stephenson, Danualt
RW- Raymond, Stone, TWilson, Toffoli, KJohnson, Nyqvist, Zary
LW- Keller, Schmaltz, Bunting, Skinner, Barbashev, Duclair
D- QHughes, McAvoy, Doughty, Heiskanen, LHughes, Mintyukov
G- Shesterkin, Demko, Andersen, Kahkonen, Levi, Tarasov, Annunen
Notable Prospects- Nikishin, Kulich, Leonard, Wood, Perreault, Lekkermaki, Ostlund, Othmman, REvans, L-Heureux, Ivanov, Murashov
ELECTRIC SCOOTERS!!
Not sure if this has been mentioned. I would think yes because this has got to be the dumbest invention on wheels. It's too slow for the road and too big for the sidewalks. On the road, they are too big to share a lane with so you have to stop and wait for an opening to pass. This disrupts the flow of the traffic. They are illiegal on the sidewalks, yet I see them driven on them every day. Imagine hitting a pedestrian with one of them. These things need to be banned once and for all. Period.