I'd use the schwartz. In exactly what manner is entirely up to you.
I've been sitting in my favorite La-Z-Boy chair, under the weather by the way, enjoying Tim Horton's That's Hockey on TSN. My wife came in to the room, smiled that smile that made me fall in love with her, then picked up the remote and changed the channel to watch...of all things...college basketball. What should I do?
A) Beat her with the remote and turn it back to TSN
B) Cry like a baby until I get my way.
C) Withhold sexual relations until she can't stand it anymore.
D) Ignore her actions completely but cheer loudly whenever St. Mary's scores (she is an St. F.X. Fan)
E) explain to her in the most polite and logical way how hockey is a superior sport which will obligate her to turn it back.
Has this ever happened to you gentlemen? Any thoughts would be appreciated!
Bottleneckers (12/16 in 2022)
16 team, points only. G: 2-W, 4-SO.
Top 9F, 4D & 1G . Keep 15, Max 23
F: J. Robertson, J. Hughes, Tavares, Lafreniere, Cozens, Newhook, Teravainen, Domi, R. Strome, Laine, Rossi, Raymond, Holtz, Perfetti
D: Bouchard, McAvoy, Morrissey, Heiskanen
G: Vasilevskiy
I'd use the schwartz. In exactly what manner is entirely up to you.
Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....
I would A and then divorce her immediately.
I can't promise I'll try but I'll try to try.
You're going to threaten to withhold sex from her , lmao , good luck with that!
I'd look at her again , remember that smile you fell in love with , enjoy the basketball game
and know she won't threaten you with no sex because you didn't question her changing the channel.
Or you could grow a pair and pray for the best , lol!
Good fun my friend , thanks for the laugh.
Roto type keeper league.We keep any 6 ;15 teams , 3 div. of 5.We play 3 lines , 3 def. and start 2 goalies.6 BN.Stats are 1pt. for goals and assists , 2pts. for W , tie(O.T. or S.O. loss) 1pt. S.O. 1pt.Weekly line-up from Mon. to Sun. Total pts. per line against other teams lines.
LW - Ovechkin , Drouin ,Steen , Huberdeau
RW - Nash , Callahan , Nyquist
C - B. Schenn , Fisher , R.N.H. , St. Louis , T. Johnson
Def.- E. Johnson , Gologoski , Suter , Doughty , O.E.L.
G - Scheinder , Dubnyk , Lack
F) count yourself lucky she is sitting there watching basketball rather than shopping online
- I said... "God damn this tablet is heavy!"
You won't win with any of your choices. Grin an bear it for now. Once you get better go out and buy another TV. Streaming TSN on your phone is another option.
The fact she switched it to watch CIS basketball leads me to choose A.
10 Team, Points Only, Cash League
25 Man Roster (no position), top 20 point getters count at end of month
Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
Goalie points W=2pt L=-1pt SHO=2pt
Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, Brink
G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger
"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
Be glad it’s not dancing with the stars.
12 Team, H2H, Keep 6 (in Bold)
G, A, Pts, PPP, FW, SOG, Hits, Blocks
W, Saves, S%, GAA, Game Started
2C, 2LW, 2RW, 4D, 1Util, 2G, 5BN, 2IR, 1IR+, 1NA
C: Horvat, Trocheck
LW: J. Robertson, Byfield (C), Guenther
RW: Pavelski (C), Giroux (C), Svechnikov (LW)
D: Fox, Makar, Bouchard, Morrissey, Gudas
Util: Meier (LW, RW)
G: Oettinger, Georgiev, Samsonov, Woll
Watch the game on your computer!
[SIZE=1][I] 10 Team H2H Roto (Start 3C,3LW,3RW,5D,4Bench,2G in bold)
C: Kopitar, Getzlaf, Haula
LW: Vrana, Svechnikov, Bertuzzi
RW: Brown, Kase, Rakell
D: Burns, Giordano, Hedman, Gustafsson, Josi
G: Vasilevskiy, Rittich
"Bench":
IR: Malkin
Personally I would take a deep breath, relax, and enjoy the fact that my mom was no longer bugging me about being single...
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
You should have given a list of chores that had to be done right then and there.
Writer of the weekly Top 10 column.
12-team Keeper pool, straight points for forwards & dmen. Goalies get: 2 points per win, 3 per shutout, 1 point per assist & 1 point per shootout loss.
League champ in 2013, 2015, 2018, 2020 and 2022.
Top 8 forwards, 5 dmen and 2 goalies count.
We keep 15 players (any position) plus two rookies.
Forwards: Panarin, Ovechkin, Kopitar, Stamkos, Tuch, Rust, Marchessault, Pavelski, Miller, Bertuzzi, Stone, Kakko, Brown, Stankoven, Kovalenko
Defence: Hedman, Fox, Matheson, Thrun, Jiricek
Goalies: Kochetkov, Talbot, Vasilevskiy, Campbell, Schmid