Reply With QuoteAlmost forgot, if you attempt the above create your own girlfriend remember anything more than a handful your risking a sprained tongue. And you really need to update your computer, tightwad.
Re: Create your own Girlfriend?
This whole create your own girlfriend thing is so 1985.
All you need is a 386 running MS-DOS, a floppy disk, and a bra on your head and you get Kelly LeBrock, plus sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, we're not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....
Re: Create your own Girlfriend?
Almost forgot, if you attempt the above create your own girlfriend remember anything more than a handful your risking a sprained tongue. And you really need to update your computer, tightwad.
Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....
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