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    When I make my home-made hamburgers, should I stop putting egg/bread crumbs in the meat before I BBQ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    1 + 2) In an ever-changing world Derek's Corner is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that corner, at the moment I first sat on it, would be (0,0,0,0). Therefor, where ever I lay my head on my bed is my corner.
    How could Derek's corner have left? Do you lay your head infrequently? How are you literally laying your head on a forum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    When I make my home-made hamburgers, should I stop putting egg/bread crumbs in the meat before I BBQ?
    If you do that you might as well go eat at McDonalds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bottlenecker View Post
    So how much wood could a woodchuck chuck? One of life's most intriguing questions...
    The answer lies with the lady who is selling sea shells by the sea shore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austeane View Post
    How could Derek's corner have left? Do you lay your head infrequently? How are you literally laying your head on a forum?
    Derek's corner never leaves, it lurks in the shadows like a shadow dream. Shadow dreams they seem so distant, But the light is strong and no you can't resist it, Keep on pushing, hold out your hand, But light is your friend go on in 'Caroline'
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    All salesmen need to wear a tie unless you are a sleazy salesman, then go no tie.
    Thanks for the advice, definitely needed the tie, things went pretty well.
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