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    I\'m starting to get juiced for the upcoming Pool Guide.
    Thought I\'d drop my top ten eagerly anticipated events...

    10 Walking outside in my boxers
    09 Finding the last beer at the bottom of the ice bucket
    08 Taking care of that itch
    07 Seeing the beer cart girls come over the hill at the golf course
    06 Finding a $10 crumpled up bill in a freshly washed pair of jeans
    05 A phone number from “that girl” at the bar that actually goes somewhere
    04 A steak – a bottle of Shiraz – and a good Cuban by the waterside
    03 Sex (previously ranked at #1)
    02 Daisy Duke shorts and halter tops
    01 Dobber’s Annual Hockey Guide
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    Loki wrote:
    I\'m starting to get juiced for the upcoming Pool Guide.
    Thought I\'d drop my top ten eagerly anticipated events...

    10 Walking outside in my boxers
    09 Finding the last beer at the bottom of the ice bucket
    08 Taking care of that itch
    07 Seeing the beer cart girls come over the hill at the golf course
    06 Finding a $10 crumpled up bill in a freshly washed pair of jeans
    05 A phone number from “that girl” at the bar that actually goes somewhere
    04 A steak – a bottle of Shiraz – and a good Cuban by the waterside
    03 Sex (previously ranked at #1)
    02 Daisy Duke shorts and halter tops
    01 Dobber’s Annual Hockey Guide
    wow, what did sex do to you that made it drop to #3? MAYBE if #2 was \"watching girl take daisy duke shorts and halter tops off slowly.\" But man... sex is taking a hit in your life huh?
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    lanky522 wrote:
    But man... sex is taking a hit in your life huh?
    I wonder if Dobber\'s new video blog had anything to do with him replacing sex at number 1? hmy:

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    Loki wrote:
    I\'m starting to get juiced for the upcoming Pool Guide.
    Thought I\'d drop my top ten eagerly anticipated events...

    10 Walking outside in my boxers
    09 Finding the last beer at the bottom of the ice bucket
    08 Taking care of that itch
    07 Seeing the beer cart girls come over the hill at the golf course
    06 Finding a $10 crumpled up bill in a freshly washed pair of jeans
    05 A phone number from “that girl” at the bar that actually goes somewhere
    04 A steak – a bottle of Shiraz – and a good Cuban by the waterside
    03 Sex (previously ranked at #1)
    02 Daisy Duke shorts and halter tops
    01 Dobber’s Annual Hockey Guide
    Though I can understand the thrill you\'re waiting for, why not organize things this way :

    05 Plan a rendez-vous with \"that girl\" at the bar for the night ;
    04 Have a steak, a bottle of Shiraz and a good Cuban by the waterside ;
    03 Staying by the waterside, read Dobber\'s Guide from page 1 \'til the end (keep drinking and smoking through the process, you will look like a very professional GM, you got time, she\'ll be there only at night) ;
    02 Dazed but still serious, prepare your draft list. When you will be sure of who you wanna pick, who you wanna steal, end the bottle, spit in your hands and comb your hair like a cow-boy, put your pen to rest and walk to the bar, sure that you\'re The Man ;
    01 All is set. Nothing can come between you and the girl now. Then sex. Be serious. Don\'t take the chance. Like Crosby and Ovechkin, it must be your first pick if it\'s in your reach.

    Let\'s be dobberized, but still human... B)

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    GoJetsGo wrote:
    lanky522 wrote:
    But man... sex is taking a hit in your life huh?
    I wonder if Dobber\'s new video blog had anything to do with him replacing sex at number 1? hmy:
    hahahaha:laugh:
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    Loki wrote:
    I\'m starting to get juiced for the upcoming Pool Guide.
    Thought I\'d drop my top ten eagerly anticipated events...

    10 Walking outside in my boxers
    09 Finding the last beer at the bottom of the ice bucket
    08 Taking care of that itch
    07 Seeing the beer cart girls come over the hill at the golf course
    06 Finding a $10 crumpled up bill in a freshly washed pair of jeans
    05 A phone number from “that girl” at the bar that actually goes somewhere
    04 A steak – a bottle of Shiraz – and a good Cuban by the waterside
    03 Sex (previously ranked at #1)
    02 Daisy Duke shorts and halter tops
    01 Dobber’s Annual Hockey Guide
    You enjoy putting on Daisy Duke shorts and halter tops more than sex?B)
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    Man this is really getting X-rated.. This could get good, lets roll with this.. HAHAHA..
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    any chance we can get a mock drafted going? or some one have one already and can post it or send it?

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    lets get a mock draft going in a thread... Have 10 guys who are really interested and lets do it. Possibly more... What do you think???
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    Good idea, boys ! Everyone brings his own Shiraz. :P

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    Loki wrote:
    I\'m starting to get juiced for the upcoming Pool Guide.
    Thought I\'d drop my top ten eagerly anticipated events...

    10 Walking outside in my boxers
    09 Finding the last beer at the bottom of the ice bucket
    08 Taking care of that itch
    07 Seeing the beer cart girls come over the hill at the golf course
    06 Finding a $10 crumpled up bill in a freshly washed pair of jeans
    05 A phone number from “that girl” at the bar that actually goes somewhere
    04 A steak – a bottle of Shiraz – and a good Cuban by the waterside
    03 Sex (previously ranked at #1)
    02 Daisy Duke shorts and halter tops
    01 Dobber’s Annual Hockey Guide
    nice thread!

    Well, why not revise and combine 1 and 2

    #1 Hot Chick in Daisy Duke shorts and halter tops READING to me Dobber’s Annual Hockey Guide

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    As always guys - I\'m honored by your advice.

    Sex moves back to #1....even though my \"man boobs\" do look stunning in a halter and who can resist my \"plumbers crack\" in a pair of daisy dukes.
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    LW: Hall, Benn, Voracek, Fabbri
    RW: Seguin, Kessel, Kucherov, MacKinnon
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    Nice:lol:

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    Loki wrote:
    As always guys - I\'m honored by your advice.

    Sex moves back to #1....even though my \"man boobs\" do look stunning in a halter and who can resist my \"plumbers crack\" in a pair of daisy dukes.
    You can have sex in a halter top... Oh god this thread has to stop!

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