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    Watching twitter is actually hilarious.

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    Like really this guy doesn't know anything. He literally tweets the opposite of what everyone says. So awesome.

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    I could be Nick Kypreos. All I have to do is follow Bob McKenzie and I guarantee you I could re-word everything McKenzie says in a tweet within 20 seconds of McKenzie's tweet and it would look legit like I'm the source.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobber View Post
    I could be Nick Kypreos. All I have to do is follow Bob McKenzie and I guarantee you I could re-word everything McKenzie says in a tweet within 20 seconds of McKenzie's tweet and it would look legit like I'm the source.
    I'm pretty sure that is 100% what he does. I feel so bad for all of us hockey fans in Canada. These are the Sportsnet "Insiders" we have to deal with for the next 12 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rataylor22 View Post
    I'm pretty sure that is 100% what he does. I feel so bad for all of us hockey fans in Canada. These are the Sportsnet "Insiders" we have to deal with for the next 12 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fast Tony DeNiro View Post
    Hey don't complain too much. Our main hockey people in the US are Mike Milbury and Barry Melrose.
    Milbury was criticizing Vancouver front office's goaltending decisions the other night on NBCSN. I was screaming at the television: " Dude, Milbury, you traded away Luongo too. Then you drafted Rick DiPietro No. 1 overall, then signed him to a mother****ing 15-year contract!!!" As if anyone has ever been a worse GM then Milbury? I cant believe that guy is paid to talk about the sport of hockey, he should have to serve jail time in New York for fraud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobber View Post
    I could be Nick Kypreos. All I have to do is follow Bob McKenzie and I guarantee you I could re-word everything McKenzie says in a tweet within 20 seconds of McKenzie's tweet and it would look legit like I'm the source.
    That seems like a lot of work. Wouldn't it be easier just to make it up, like Ekland?

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    I thought Kipper got messages from the hockey gods as a result of being knocked in the head 17 times too many....
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    I think you guys are way too hard on Kipper. He's not nearly as bad as you say he is. He's obviously well connected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobber View Post
    I could be Nick Kypreos. All I have to do is follow Bob McKenzie and I guarantee you I could re-word everything McKenzie says in a tweet within 20 seconds of McKenzie's tweet and it would look legit like I'm the source.
    Well, Pierre McGuire did that for years and parlayed it into an analyst position with NBC so it's not such a bad tactic career-wise

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    I listen to the HockeyCentral @ Noon podcast pretty regularly, mainly to get my NHL fix here in the UK. Used to like him but man he is starting to grate. Just says "No chance" an awful lot, to things that actually tend to happen in the end.
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    Kypreos is cocky and seems like the press has gone to his head, but he still is worth listening to.
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    Kypreos is still suffering from his concussion he suffered during his playing days. His boss says he is "good in the dressing room" and thats why he still has a job.
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    So many people with the same pre-recorded stuff here. You guys all get together and decide what you are going to say ahead of time?
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    He's actually awful Baumer. You thinking he's worth listening to is almost as laughable as the fact that he has a job in hockey.

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    He's obviously not awful or he wouldn't have a job. It's like one person says it here and all of you follow suit. Sheep.
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