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    Quote Originally Posted by One87 View Post
    What are some quirking things/pet peeves or whatever that posters do that cause you to chuckle or be annoyed? Don't be shy. I know they're out there.

    Mine is the rank thread. You expect to see a few names, click on the thread and see...

    please rank the following:

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    lol... yeah, I'll never reply to those.

    Pet peeve: When somebody quote-copies the FULL post (like I just did, above)... but they only address one small part of it. Just clip the damn part you want to address. Space hoarders.

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    OP posts a question or wants advice, 10 posts later the thread is completely off-topic and OP still has not gotten the question answered or advice given.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakedown View Post
    OP posts a question or wants advice, 10 posts later the thread is completely off-topic and OP still has not gotten the question answered or advice given.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakedown View Post
    OP posts a question or wants advice, 10 posts later the thread is completely off-topic and OP still has not gotten the question answered or advice given.
    You are so right! It is funny when we derail threads. Chuga-chuga... chuga-chuga... Trainwreck!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by metaldude26 View Post
    You are so right! It is funny when we derail threads. Chuga-chuga... chuga-chuga... Trainwreck!!!
    Sad. I would never get involved in such things.


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    Quote Originally Posted by newfcollins View Post
    Another pet peeve of mine:

    A question such as "Should I trade Zetterberg for Bobby Ryan in a points pool" might get four or five replies, but a question like "Should I trade Crosby for Emelin and two second rounders" will get 50 replies.
    Yep, that's true. And you know that it's because 48 of the 50 replies are saying something like 'What are you thinking???' or 'No no no no!!!', while one is saying 'Yes do it - Crosby is a health risk, and those two second rounders have age on their side and the potential to be studs'.

    Quote Originally Posted by ovi42 View Post
    Giving advice without looking at the league settings. And to the contrary, asking for advice without giving league settings. Kind of important for useful responses.
    By far my biggest pet peeve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newfcollins View Post
    Another pet peeve of mine:

    A question such as "Should I trade Zetterberg for Bobby Ryan in a points pool" might get four or five replies, but a question like "Should I trade Crosby for Emelin and two second rounders" will get 50 replies.
    Sure, but the second question is really easy and the first one is super hard! No one wants to give bad advice and look dumb on an Internet forum!
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    Ridiculously huge signatures, like the idiots who post one name per line.

    Also, Rylant signing every post at the bottom is one of those things that just blow my mind. Why?

    People maintaining the myth that waiver eligibility has ANYTHING to do with one-way or two-way contracts.

    Smoothmove as one word, forsure as one word, buyout and breakout used as verbs, resign instead of re-sign, the completely ******ed expression "compete level", the equally ******ed and nonsensical "I could care less", people posting shit without any basis in reality, people thinking Big Bang Theory is a funny show... okay, now I'm digressing A LOT here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakkster View Post
    Ridiculously huge signatures, like the idiots who post one name per line.

    Also, Rylant signing every post at the bottom is one of those things that just blow my mind. Why?

    People maintaining the myth that waiver eligibility has ANYTHING to do with one-way or two-way contracts.

    Smoothmove as one word, forsure as one word, buyout and breakout used as verbs, resign instead of re-sign, the completely ******ed expression "compete level", the equally ******ed and nonsensical "I could care less", people posting shit without any basis in reality, people thinking Big Bang Theory is a funny show... okay, now I'm digressing A LOT here...
    How can you NOT find the Big Bang Theory funny?? That show is wicked funny, unless you are a nerd and find this show pokes fun at oneself.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    How can you NOT find the Big Bang Theory funny?? That show is wicked funny, unless you are a nerd and find this show pokes fun at oneself.....
    It's sexist to the extreme (hardly a surprise, it's by Chuck Lorre) and has no likeable characters to sympathize with. They're all selfish pricks and yet the show tries to make the audience feel sorry for these ********. The biggest and most consistent joke of the show is to make fun of a guy with Asperger syndrome. Also, all the nerd references are cheap and even more cliche than the show is sexist. It's one of the worst lowest common denominator shows ever. If you want to watch a somewhat smart sitcom, start watching Community.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    I hate the way some users can't stop themselves from posting horrible jokes and cringe-worthy puns...
    HEY! I resemble that comment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakkster View Post
    Ridiculously huge signatures, like the idiots who post one name per line.
    from the guy with a picture in his signature.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    How can you NOT find the Big Bang Theory funny?? That show is wicked funny, unless you are a nerd and find this show pokes fun at oneself.....
    I dare you to watch that show without a laugh track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robmyatt View Post
    from the guy with a picture in his signature.....
    Yeah, that' really makes my signature ridiculously huge.



    Compare my signature to this one: http://forums.dobbersports.com/showthread.php?t=155056

    Exactly. Now sit down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakkster View Post
    Yeah, that' really makes my signature ridiculously huge.

    Compare my signature to this one: http://forums.dobbersports.com/showthread.php?t=155056

    Exactly. Now sit down.
    haha yeah that one is massive.
    I was just joking dude.
    I was sitting all along.
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