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    What are some quirking things/pet peeves or whatever that posters do that cause you to chuckle or be annoyed? Don't be shy. I know they're out there.

    Mine is the rank thread. You expect to see a few names, click on the thread and see...

    please rank the following:

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    lol... yeah, I'll never reply to those.
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    thats my top 5 of your list

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    For the amount of time you spent doing this you should have attached names and asked for fantasy advice.
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    #9 is your #1 its a huge drop off after that lol.

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    I hate the way some users can't stop themselves from posting horrible jokes and cringe-worthy puns...

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    That moron Bondon keeps jinxing everyone's goaltenders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by One87 View Post
    What are some quirking things/pet peeves or whatever that posters do that cause you to chuckle or be annoyed? Don't be shy. I know they're out there.
    My biggest pet peeve is in the trade section. Be specific with titles, people.

    This is good: Nash + Perry for E. Kane + Burns

    Tells me everything I need to know and whether I want to weigh in and help.

    This is bad: Is this a good deal for me?

    I always want to say no without even reading the original post.

    There are times when half of the posts in the trade section are generic titles. It doesn't want me to click on them at all.
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    What is the deal with Evgeny Kuznetov? Will he ever come to the NHL?
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    Another pet peeve of mine:

    A question such as "Should I trade Zetterberg for Bobby Ryan in a points pool" might get four or five replies, but a question like "Should I trade Crosby for Emelin and two second rounders" will get 50 replies.
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    One of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't know how to use the search option to look up questions before they bother to ask.

    For example, every year its the same thing around early summer. Who do I draft at 2? Seriously, how many draft threads were there on the boards? Go read them, you will see who everyone likes at 1,2,3.. and so on and so on...

    A popular one this summer was.. MacKinnon or Drouin? Ugh!!


    Seriously people, use the search option before asking a question that has probably been asked, and answered about 10 times in 10 different threads.


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    Opening a thread to see that it's a dissertation instead of a simple, short, to the point question. If I see that it's a long sucker, I usually hit the back button.

    Keep em simple peeps!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    I hate the way some users can't stop themselves from posting horrible jokes and cringe-worthy puns...

    Hmmmm....[scratching head]....
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    Quote Originally Posted by newfcollins View Post
    Another pet peeve of mine:

    A question such as "Should I trade Zetterberg for Bobby Ryan in a points pool" might get four or five replies, but a question like "Should I trade Crosby for Emelin and two second rounders" will get 50 replies.
    Laughed my head off at this one. So true
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    Giving advice without looking at the league settings. And to the contrary, asking for advice without giving league settings. Kind of important for useful responses.
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    When users spend so much time talking about beer instead of hockey...
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