Okay, so I have a pressing a question that needs answering and there is only one man for the job. I cannot possibly wait for the next Derek's Corner so I'm calling him out and asking for his help. But that thought sprung another thought. Why don't we have a Bat Signal for Derek Reese to answer our difficult questions. We can't all simply wait for his next Derek's Corner. Is this the best protocol or can we come up with a better system?
Anyhow, here's my question:
After watching Anchorman for probably the 1,000th time, I realized that we don't know the order of Baxter's actions. Does he poop in the refrigerator first and then eat the whole wheel of cheese, or does he do it in reverse, or simultaneously? To me it makes most sense that he'd eat the whole wheel of cheese first and then poop in the refrigerator but that's not how he tells it to Ron. I just think that the cheese must have been what caused him to have such an abrupt bowel movement and also it would be gross to eat a whole wheel of cheese out of the same fridge that I had just pooped in but I'm no dog and the dogs I know probably wouldn't mind so I dunno. But then I thought that maybe Ron had left the wheel of cheese out of the refrigerator so perhaps there was no cheese/poo contamination. I just can't figure this one out!!!
So naturally you can understand why I need Derek's help. Help me Derek Reese, you're my only hope!