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Classic!
What happens when you text your parents pretending to be a dealer?
This just gave me a good chuckle, could also be the beer I'm drinking and what I'm smoking but thought some of you would like this. My mom would shit her nightie (she is 70 and has no idea how to text, but that's beside the point) if I did this.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-...ng-to-be-a-dru
Is Jeopardy on yet?
Only 6:40
lol
"a little more wouldn't hurt" , LMFAO!
Roto type keeper league.We keep any 6 ;15 teams , 3 div. of 5.We play 3 lines , 3 def. and start 2 goalies.6 BN.Stats are 1pt. for goals and assists , 2pts. for W , tie(O.T. or S.O. loss) 1pt. S.O. 1pt.Weekly line-up from Mon. to Sun. Total pts. per line against other teams lines.
LW - Ovechkin , Drouin ,Steen , Huberdeau
RW - Nash , Callahan , Nyquist
C - B. Schenn , Fisher , R.N.H. , St. Louis , T. Johnson
Def.- E. Johnson , Gologoski , Suter , Doughty , O.E.L.
G - Scheinder , Dubnyk , Lack
That's hilarious.
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
oh man...that was so funny...I'm trying to imagine how I'd react if my kid sent me a text like that...
"you want to go back to jail?"
lol
12 team, H2H, salary cap
1 pt/G or A, 2 pts/W, 1 pt/OTL, 1 pt/SO
Forward: B. Point, M. Necas, A. Debrincat, T. Zegras, J. Bratt, L. Raymond
Defense: J. Morrissey, A. DeAngelo, S. Gostisbehere, D. Doughty
Goalie: T. Demko, E. Merzlikins
Bench: M. Rossi, C. Glass, M. Maccelli, M. Dumba, K. Shattenkirk, F. Andersen
Prospects of Note: L. Stankoven, J. Lekkerimaki, D. Yurov, B. Clarke
League has been running continuously since 1997-98
LOL, that just reminds me of when I was in my twenties and comfortable enough to smoke in my mum's presence.
Playing a trivia game and my question was "What are jeans made from?"
My response ... "Denim"
My Mum's response ... "It's cotton, dumbass!"
Keeper-G/A/PPG/SHG/GWG/W/SO
C-Steen-Pavelski-Stepan-Bergeron-Malkin
L-Ovechkin-Johansson-Ladd-Eriksson
R-Perry-Backes-Wheeler-Hornqvist-Nash
D-Burns-Byfuglien-Letang-Shattenkirk-Vatanen
G-Andersen-Luongo
Farm-Condon-Horvat-Namestnikov-Walman-Murray(G)
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"You're overpaying" is definitely the best response to that.
Yahoo 1 Year Leagues:
G, A, PIM, +/-, PPP, SOG, HIT
W, GAA, SV%, SHO
2C, 2LW, 2RW, 4D, 2G, 4Bn, 1IR
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Last edited by wendelclark17; May 4, 2013 at 2:20 AM.
Glad you guys enjoyed it. I am a fan of the mom who responded with
"Austin robert Schweitzer there goes your driving test .... And any hope of a car! Going to cvs, get ready to pee in a cup!
I always knew I was in deep shit if my parents busted out my middle name.
"I'm so dissatisfied with what ur turning out to be"
Hahahahaha, classic!
"I didn't mean to have you!"
Oh god
UHL - Detroit Red Wings
24 team H2H (W-:L) Dynasty - 3C/LW/RW/F, 6D, 1G.
G/A/(+/-)/PIM/SOG/PPP/SHP/GWG/HIT/BLK/FOW
W/GAA/SV/SV%/SHO
NHL Cap + 1M salary cap (AAV)
"Austin Robert Schweitzer"
Classic! You know you're in the shit when they use your middle name.
@SmittysRant
Agreed, that one was the best by farOriginally Posted by Veritas0Aequitas
GO WINGS!
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