Funny stuff. Some of those closing lines were awesome
Crosby, Ovie, Giroux, Pavelski, Fleury, Lundqvist, Ghost, Josi, Simmonds and Bergeron
"A generation of Winnipeg schoolkids will grow up seeing a “Southeast Division champs” banner hanging from the rafters, then go on to fail every geography class they take for the rest of their lives."
"The Red Wings are still hanging around the West’s tight playoff race, but they clearly miss Nicklas Lidstrom — maybe even more than anyone thought they would."
Detroit fans knew EXACTLY how much the team would miss Nick. In fact I'm surprised the D corps hasn't imploded even worse. His nickname is The Perfect Human for a reason
Honestly, can someone important give this guy an award.
" You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."
I'm with MT319. This guy isn't funny.