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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    Google Chrome, Firefox or Internet Explorer and why?
    I use alll 3. Depends where and what device you are using.
    Example:
    At work: Internet Explorer - because the IT guys said I have to. Software only works on Internet Explorer.
    At Home: Firefox - because Internet Explorer doesnt work on my laptop.
    On my Iphone: Google Chrome - beacuse it loads this fastest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross The Boss Palmer View Post
    Would you date a single mother? Any advice on doing so
    Yes I would, because you know they put out.
    Advice: Get a babysitter.
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    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
    Prospects - Byfield, Mercer, Veleno, Chmelevski, Tippett, Comrie, Tomasino, Valimaki, Gustavsson, Wolf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    Or if your need a Quick fix you can just get a truck.
    Jon Quick Drives a Truck is dead Loch - let it go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Yes I would, because you know they put out.
    Advice: Get a babysitter.
    This is brilliant advice, because on those days that your single mom isn't free you'll know that the babysitter is... nudge nudge, wink wink
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross The Boss Palmer View Post
    Would you date a single mother? Any advice on doing so
    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Yes I would, because you know they put out.
    Advice: Get a babysitter.
    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    This is brilliant advice, because on those days that your single mom isn't free you'll know that the babysitter is... nudge nudge, wink wink
    Her mom... Ah g'yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by metaldude26 View Post
    In retrospect I totally should have waited for this thread to pose my "Piss Test" question. There are no few judgements here in Derek's Corner and more answers.

    In any case, where should I go to find clean urine for this oil change you suggested?
    Do not go to Jiffy Lube!
    You would need to find the local drug dealer as they would know best on where and who would be able to perform such a task. You can find a collage or high school football coach ans ask them to. They have been around for a long time and would have to good ideas for you.
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    1 Week scoring period
    G,A,PTS,GWG,PIM,SOG,STP,HT,BL,+/-,W,GAA,SV,SO
    Starters: 12 Forwards, 6 Defense, 2 Goalies

    F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
    Prospects - Byfield, Mercer, Veleno, Chmelevski, Tippett, Comrie, Tomasino, Valimaki, Gustavsson, Wolf

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    Penelope Cruz... that is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dyzfunctioned View Post
    Penelope Cruz... that is all.
    She's smoking hot and that voice....grrrrrrr. Her and Selma can beat the crap outta me any day.
    @SmittysRant

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