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    Hi.
    I was out christmas shopping with my lovely wife when I made this up. Hope someone enjoys it.

    Twas the Night before Christmas
    and no one is here,
    No christmas card sent
    from Betman to Fehr.

    Arenas are vacant
    its not very nice,
    No hockey played
    on NHL ice.

    Owners cry poor
    southern teams may not stay,
    Fans says so move them
    To Canada eh.

    Kane sends out a picture
    of him posing with cash,
    The media gets on him
    and call him an ass.

    Kane says. I do not get it
    why all the talk?
    Do they not know
    I am a jock ?

    I think todays players are weak
    their heads and wrists too limp,
    If they played in the 70s
    They would be killed by Van Impe

    Grapes says don't worry kids
    have sweet dreams in your head.
    There is over 3 billion reasons
    the NHL is not dead.

    To the adults it seems
    they treat you like peons,
    but next year for hundreds
    Leafs fans can cheer Dion.

    Season's Greeting
    Coldsquad
    Championships

    Ottawa Sun regular season champion.
    Yahoo.champion
    Scoresheet championship

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    No love for this?

    This is awesome.

    Thanks ColdSqaud

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    Glad you enjoyed it
    Championships

    Ottawa Sun regular season champion.
    Yahoo.champion
    Scoresheet championship

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    Nice !

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    10 Team Salary Keeper League (keep7+developing farm )- weekly up/down
    9Fwd, 4Def, 2G (farm paid from team cap, but player kept down for 2 full seasons gets free bonus protect yr )
    F & D pts = goals + assists + (penalty min / 5) + (plus-minus / 2)
    G pts = (wins * 2) + so + (games played * 1.5) - (goals against / 2)


    FWD: Crosby, Stepan, Landeskog, Grabovski, Backstrom, Okposo, Shaw, Jokinen, Read
    DEF: Subban, Shattenkirk, MDZ, Ballard.
    G: Lundy, Pavelec, Backstrom
    Bench: J.Hansen, M.Foligno, Bennett, Tlusty, J.Schwartz
    Farm: Granlund, B.Smith, Nyquist, Trouba, Lehner.

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    Good stuff! Thanks for sharing, sorry I missed it yesterday
    DobberHockey Rules
    14 Team Keeper, points only, best 12 skaters 2 dman 2 G count. Playoffs count.
    F - Crosby, D.Sedin, Wheeler, H.Sedin, Grigorenko, Hertl, Grabovski, Wingels, Frolik, Zuccarello, Marchand, Fleischmann, Tavares, Brouwer, Pageau, Setoguchi, Kesler, Doan, J.Staal
    G - Anderson, Halak, Mason, Stalock Hellberg
    D - Krug, Yandle, Kronwall, D.Pouliot, Nurse, Hamhuis, Maatta

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    Thanks for the comments.
    Merry Christmas.
    Championships

    Ottawa Sun regular season champion.
    Yahoo.champion
    Scoresheet championship

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