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    Sorry Jac but , I'm gonna keep things the way they are !
    "Don't fix what's not broken"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    It's a piece of cake bud. In and out, gives you a reason to laze on the couch for a few days (post surgery) and no fear of knocking up the wife with a "whoops!".

    It's not as bad as it may seem.
    Agree here, no big deal. Yeah, you have to get a needle down there and yeah the cauterizing is a little off-putting since it smells really bad. But in and out in 2 hours and after a week or so you're bad in the saddle as it were. But MAKE SURE YOU GET TESTED afterwards, your doctor will fill you in on all the timelines.

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    I'm 25 and have considered getting one (joking.....mostly). A lot of the guys on my hockey team are older and have had it done, they usually miss one game and are back the next week.

    It has nothing to do with losing your balls or anything. Just means you can do all the ****ing you want and not have to worry about some little ******* ruining it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Im still here! lol just dont like the thought of getting a needle in my ball sack. I am still very undecided in getting it done. The thought of something going wrong scares the shit right out of me.
    Not sure where you live but I'm sure you can find the same kind of service done in your area. http://www.pollockclinics.com/index2.html. They use a no needle anesthetic method (premium service). Either way some good info on how it's done etc
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    Here's how we do it in NZ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmv_yKjPPT8

    My advise is to not let anyone do this to your junk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic_Wedgy View Post
    Here's how we do it in NZ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmv_yKjPPT8

    My advise is to not let anyone do this to your junk.
    Derek you don't want to watch that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kessel50 View Post
    Derek you don't want to watch that
    Thanks for the heads up!

    I'm going for a consultation on Friday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Thanks for the heads up!

    I'm going for a consultation on Friday.
    I'll consult you. Don't do it!!!

    That'll be $100, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Thanks for the heads up!

    I'm going for a consultation on Friday.
    Best of luck! Give us an update how it goes!

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