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    Default For Xmas, my wife wants me to have a Vasectomy!

    Has anyone here gotten a vasectomy? How was it? Did it feel like your manhood getting ripped out? Do you pee sitting down now? How does the process work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Has anyone here gotten a vasectomy? How was it? Did it feel like your manhood getting ripped out? Do you pee sitting down now? How does the process work?
    A vasectomy as an xmas gift? Talk about the gift that keeps on giving....oh wait it's the opposite....
    Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....

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    You just have to look at it with the cup half full. At least you will be able to sleep around with other women and have one less thing to worry about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gainerama View Post
    You just have to look at it with the cup half full.
    Which cup are you talking about???


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    I'm agree with gainerama, you'll get to fill the cup of other women and you won't have half as much to worry about!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Which cup are you talking about???
    If it's that cup, and it's only half full, tell the doctor he needs to provide better magazines.....
    Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dobber View Post
    Just chalk this thread up as another casualty of the lockout.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoWayOut View Post
    If it's that cup, and it's only half full, tell the doctor he needs to provide better magazines.....
    We're in the digital era. Pictures don't get the job done anymore.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    We're in the digital era. Pictures don't get the job done anymore.
    You are correct. Tell the doctor to provide better videos or adult PPV channels.
    Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....

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    I've had one. Do you seriously want to know about it?
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    Eh, I don't think "gift" means what your wife thinks it means.

    Fear not, you're not being neutered. It's just a severing of tubes and a tie-off. You're not actually going to wake up sans cojones - and the consequential loss of testosterone.

    Your eggs will still be all in one basket, as it were. Feel free to skeet-skeet-skeet as you wish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    I've had one. Do you seriously want to know about it?
    Yes I do. I no nothing of the procedure.
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    Maybe your wife is planning on revealing her true gift for you on Christmas - a threesome with her hot friend you've been coveting - and the vasectomy is her way of ensuring no accidents?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VincentVega View Post
    Maybe your wife is planning on revealing her true gift for you on Christmas - a threesome with her hot friend you've been coveting - and the vasectomy is her way of ensuring no accidents?
    Sure...yeah...that must be it.

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