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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    I got some fan mail! LOL

    "12-18-2012 02:14 PM dude...you Seriously need to get a life"
    Signed by Bettman, no doubt.
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    If you had to take a guess, how many times have your watched "Gangnam Style" on youtube? It doesnt matter if its the original song or parodies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    I got some fan mail! LOL

    "12-18-2012 02:14 PM dude...you Seriously need to get a life"
    I got fan mail too.

    "12-18-2012 2:39 PM Brilliant!"

    Either I'm funnier than you, or you need to post pictures of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
    Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....

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    Is Friday simply the apocalypse? Or is it also the Tupacalypse? He did just magically appear on stage a few months ago after years of hiatus. Coincidence? I think not.
    Last edited by Ross The Boss Palmer; December 18, 2012 at 5:19 PM.

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    I heard your wife wants you to have a vasectomy for her x-mass gift , will you go to
    a Veternarian , as he/she should have way more experience than a Doctor ; + at the Vets' you could hold a puppy or/and kitten to take your mind off the procedure instead of having that needle stabbed in your nutsack!
    P.S. , forget the above statement , the world will be gone friday and you won't have to worry about that gift for your wife!
    Just in case the world doesn't come to an end , will you be asking your wife for a boob job for x-mass?
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    So, is it to-mah-to or to-may-to?

    And why is "cupboard" pronounced kubberd? I mean how the hell does a board become a bird?

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    Yo, D, just watching re-runs of In Living Color. Can you hook me up with the Fly Girls...ALL of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    He is right, but what purpose would having a life serve?
    I wonder if he is a former disgrunted employee that found out I banged his mom during my college years??

    Or maybe I ate his lunch the other day? hmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    I wonder if he is a former disgrunted employee that found out I banged his mom during my college years??

    Or maybe I ate his lunch the other day? hmmm
    Well you did claim to be hungry earlier in the thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    If you had to take a guess, how many times have your watched "Gangnam Style" on youtube? It doesnt matter if its the original song or parodies.
    I would say around a hundred, what about you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross The Boss Palmer View Post
    Is Friday simply the apocalypse? Or is it also the Tupacalypse? He did just magically appear on stage a few months ago after years of hiatus. Coincidence? I think not.
    This Friday is not the apocalypse. Its the beginning of my Xmas shopping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoothfun View Post
    I heard your wife wants you to have a vasectomy for her x-mass gift , will you be asking your wife for a boob job for x-mass?
    Great idea!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    I would say around a hundred, what about you?
    LOL! not that many, but its been a few. Damn song. I like the parodies myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    So, is it to-mah-to or to-may-to?

    And why is "cupboard" pronounced kubberd? I mean how the hell does a board become a bird?
    It niether, its tomato.

    I dont know what you are talking about my friend, I dont know anyone who pronounces it like kubberd? Maybe you are weird or something???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    Yo, D, just watching re-runs of In Living Color. Can you hook me up with the Fly Girls...ALL of them?
    I could, but remember that show ran in the early 1990's, are you sure you still want to hook up with them? They are all old now!!!
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