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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    I think it's going to be like gas stations when word comes out that the rate is about to increase. You don't know when, but you know it will be a zoo trying to get through that line to get fuel.
    There is no need to get gas. It wont help. Judgement day is coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengwin7 View Post
    Best fast food fries?
    McDonalds. But only if they are hot right out of the deep fryer. Otherwise you should order onion rings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Call of Doughty View Post
    For my wedding in the spring:

    Soup or Salad???

    Chicken or Beef???

    Cheesecake or Chocolate Mousse (spelled right?)
    Are you marrying another Storm Trooper? I didnt think that was allowed. Better check with Vader on that one.

    Dont get married in the spring it will be too late, you need to do it before Friday!

    Soup - Pho Satay
    BEEF - Prime Rib
    Cheesecake - Raspberry
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangersfury View Post
    What form will the apocalypse take on Friday? Personally I've been hoping for zombie apocalypse since I'm confident in my ability to grab the wife and get out of dodge and survive for an extended period of time but the prospect of robot and/or alien takeover worry me. Then there's the generic natural disaster such as seas boiling, continents sinking, skies falling, etc. How does one prepare?
    To prepare for the end of the world you first need to watch these training videos:
    Terminator
    Terminator 2 - Judgemant Day
    Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles
    Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines
    Terminator 4 - Terminator Salvation
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Are you marrying another Storm Trooper? I didnt think that was allowed. Better check with Vader on that one.

    Dont get married in the spring it will be too late, you need to do it before Friday!

    Soup - Pho Satay
    BEEF - Prime Rib
    Cheesecake - Raspberry
    Ha funny. No , not another storm trooper. Not pretty enough nor "bendy" enough.

    going with the salad, choice of chicken or beef and likely the mousse.

    merci DR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    To prepare for the end of the world you first need to watch these training videos:
    Terminator
    Terminator 2 - Judgemant Day
    Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles
    Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines
    Terminator 4 - Terminator Salvation
    If we're attacked by flying spaghetti monsters on Friday I feel that I'll be woefully under prepared. But based on your training regiment, I should seek out Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lena Headey and Christian Bale ASAP. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rangersfury View Post
    What form will the apocalypse take on Friday?


    It has been prophesied.....
    Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rangersfury View Post
    If we're attacked by flying spaghetti monsters on Friday I feel that I'll be woefully under prepared. But based on your training regiment, I should seek out Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lena Headey and Christian Bale ASAP. Thanks!
    Nah,you dont need those guys, all you need is me. I once pissed in a Semi's gas tank and Optimus Prime was born.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    Nah,you dont need those guys, all you need is me. I once pissed in a Semi's gas tank and Optimus Prime was born.
    I don't know DR, semi's tend to get around. May want to get a paternity test.


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    How much impact will the apocalypse have on Bettman and Fehr?
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    I got some fan mail! LOL

    "12-18-2012 02:14 PM dude...you Seriously need to get a life"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangersfury View Post
    I don't know DR, semi's tend to get around. May want to get a paternity test.

    Forget doing it doggie style, lets all do it Semi style!
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    Quote Originally Posted by arctic_rogue View Post
    How much impact will the apocalypse have on Bettman and Fehr?
    No impact what so ever. They are worse than cockroaches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    No impact what so ever. They are worse than cockroaches.
    Thought so. Those two will live on to ruin hockey in future societies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    I got some fan mail! LOL

    "12-18-2012 02:14 PM dude...you Seriously need to get a life"
    He is right, but what purpose would having a life serve?


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