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    Hey snowmen, it's that time of year again where we need some help to cope with the stress of the holidays and the stress of no NHL season. I am hear to help you this hliday season by giving you free advice. You can ask me anything. I will give you my best honest answer and if I dont know what the hell you are talking about I will make something up! I will answer questions on any subject. Look no further as you now have found the man with all the answers!

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    Real Christmas tree or artificial?
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    As you are an Axeman I am utterly shocked with this question. Artificial should not be in your vocabulary at all. Shame on you Axeman!!!

    It is like going to an all you can eat buffet and you get is soup and salad when there is Beef, Chicken and Pork to eat to fill your belly. Its just not right.

    Its also like ordering bacon and eggs and not eating the bacon. Its just not right.

    I think I might be getting hungry......
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    Any tips for navigating our Office Christmas party that only has 6 people (including spouses...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    As you are an Axeman I am utterly shocked with this question. Artificial should not be in your vocabulary at all. Shame on you Axeman!!!

    It is like going to an all you can eat buffet and you get is soup and salad when there is Beef, Chicken and Pork to eat to fill your belly. Its just not right.

    Its also like ordering bacon and eggs and not eating the bacon. Its just not right.

    I think I might be getting hungry......

    LOL! This wasnt a question for me, I already have my real tree. I was asking you your intentions and which you prefer.
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    Keep 20/25 at seasons end, Cut 5 to FA for redrafting
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    Stamkos, Tavares, Eichel, Mercer, JRobertson, RThomas, Kucherov, Nugent-Hopkins, Tuch, KConnor, Necas, Point, Konecny, SJarvis, Cozenz, Morrissey, Bouchard, Josi, Novak, Tolvanen, Peterka, Brink

    G- Vasilevskiy, Sorokin, Oettinger


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    Which day will the lockout end? Which torture device(s) will have to be used to get the NHL back?


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    What time is the world ending on Friday? The Mayan's forgot to mention if the apocalypse was during the morning, afternoon or evening. I need bacon and eggs for sure on Friday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gainerama View Post
    What time is the world ending on Friday? The Mayan's forgot to mention if the apocalypse was during the morning, afternoon or evening. I need bacon and eggs for sure on Friday.
    I think it's going to be like gas stations when word comes out that the rate is about to increase. You don't know when, but you know it will be a zoo trying to get through that line to get fuel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by doulos View Post
    Any tips for navigating our Office Christmas party that only has 6 people (including spouses...)
    You guys should go to Vegas and party it up. I know a guy who will hook you up.
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    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    LOL! This wasnt a question for me, I already have my real tree. I was asking you your intentions and which you prefer.
    I perfer a real manly tree myself but the wifey likes the fake trees and since I always get a great Christmas "gift" from her I let her have the fake tree.
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    For my wedding in the spring:

    Soup or Salad???

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Which day will the lockout end? Which torture device(s) will have to be used to get the NHL back?
    The lockout will end sometime in the new year right after the New England Patriots win the Super Bowl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gainerama View Post
    What time is the world ending on Friday? The Mayan's forgot to mention if the apocalypse was during the morning, afternoon or evening. I need bacon and eggs for sure on Friday.
    Yea, I wouldnt trust to wait until Friday. Eat all the bacon you can on Thursday just to be on the safe side. That way your viens will be filled with bacon fat and when the world burns you will at least smell good.
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    F - Marchand, Marner, Marchessault, Stamkos, Tuch, Comtois, Farabee, Bennett, McCann, W. Nylander, Nugent-Hopkins, Kapanen
    D - Barrie, Oleksiak, Suter, Gudbranson, Savard, Lyubushkin, Ferraro
    G - Saros, Rittich

    Bench - Mittelstadt, Reimer, Roslovic, Keller, Reaves, Toews
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    What form will the apocalypse take on Friday? Personally I've been hoping for zombie apocalypse since I'm confident in my ability to grab the wife and get out of dodge and survive for an extended period of time but the prospect of robot and/or alien takeover worry me. Then there's the generic natural disaster such as seas boiling, continents sinking, skies falling, etc. How does one prepare?

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