Reply With QuoteBut it doesn't come with an Ipad!
Kids have short attention spans these days
I couldn't believe this when I saw it, but they actually manufacture a toothbrush that plays music.
Wow...
http://www.spinbrush.com/toothtunes.html
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
But it doesn't come with an Ipad!
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I had typed a response... but then I realized that it was spectacularly inappropriate, even by my abysmal standards.
I will rep anyone who messages me with a correct guess what that response would have entailed.
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
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IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
"The only toothbrush that pumps two minutes of your favourite music directly through your teeth"Originally Posted by Loch
I'm going to guess something involving blowjobs...
I bet it referred to boobs.
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Oh my...
"The only toothbrush that pumps two minutes of your favorite music directly through your teeth... straight to your head"
Someone, at some point, had to say to themselves that this could be worded a little better.
Just rearranging the words a little... "The only tooth brush that pumps two minutes of head... "
Oh dear...
Nice find, Mac!
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...playoffs, how the eff did I make the playoffs?
UDL Western Kings
...oh boy... this build is gonna be a while...
So there are two games here now:Just rearranging the words a little...
Nice find, Mac!
What was Loch going to post?
And
What did Mac type into Google to find this?
Who knows. But Mac might have gotten himself on the FBI watch list! LOL!
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UHL Dynasty St. Louis Blues
...playoffs, how the eff did I make the playoffs?
UDL Western Kings
...oh boy... this build is gonna be a while...
He said spectacularly inappropriate. Those two words and boobs seldom go together.
Now THAT would qualify as spectacularly inappropriate.
Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....
Okay, 'spectacular' and 'boobs' go together (see my sig?), but you're right, inappropriate discounts this theory....
And the BJ reasoning is not bad, but I feel somehow not inappropriate enough...
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
"Put this in your mouth and it will blow your mind"
Considering half the songs can be tweaked to be very inappropriate, there are a lot of options here.
Also, please consider that the sound equalizer in the kid's brain is constantly giving you the middle finger.
" You said you don't give a f*ck about hockey. I've never heard anyone say that before."
I can only think of one instance where boob and inappropriate belong together....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkcucXIuVI
Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....
Yes, good sir, you would be accurate there!
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UHL Dynasty St. Louis Blues
...playoffs, how the eff did I make the playoffs?
UDL Western Kings
...oh boy... this build is gonna be a while...
I can think of another inappropriate notion involving boobs.
Two simple words: Hairy Cleavage.
Yeah, you're welcome for that image boys!
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
Victoria DH
C(3): Athanasiou, Sissons, Zibanejad
LW(3): Lehkonen, Burakovsky, Hymen
RW(3): Bjorkstrand, Smith, Palmieri
F(3): Stepan (C), Bjork (LW), Poehling (C)
D(6): Carlson, Heiskanen, Bogosian, Edler, Hakanpaa, Fleury
G(1): Talbot, Sorokin, Varlamov
Bench: Parise (LW), Motte (C), Richardson (C), Hagg (D)
IR: Wood, Henrique, Johnson, Dvorak
Prospects: (F) Barre-Boulet, Khovanov, Beckman, Greig, N. Robertson, Fagemo, Tuomalaa, (D) Ceulemans, Hughes, Schneider, Zboril
Two children, one brush.
Music is always more fun to listen to with your friends!
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