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    Guys... anyone... hello?

    Where did everyone go?


    Was it something I said?
    /S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loch View Post
    Guys... anyone... hello?

    Where did everyone go?


    Was it something I said?
    No it was those !@#$ing burritos you had for lunch.

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    Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_t5Z-YjwEs

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    Quote Originally Posted by bondon View Post
    Bomm buddy, you're looking for this thread:

    http://forums.dobbersports.com/showthread.php?t=140617
    Lol nice!

    Soooo.....
    A plane is about to crash. Woman stands up and shouts "if i am going to die, i want a man to make me feel like a woman!"

    ...and proceeds to take off all of he clothes.

    Guy stands up, rips off his shirt and throws it at her and says "Here, iron this!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    Lol nice!

    Soooo.....
    A plane is about to crash. Woman stands up and shouts "if i am going to die, i want a man to make me feel like a woman!"

    ...and proceeds to take off all of he clothes.

    Guy stands up, rips off his shirt and throws it at her and says "Here, iron this!!"
    Is this how you met your wife?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Is this how you met your wife?
    Well technically speaking the plane wasn't crashing. But otherwise yes...,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    Lol nice!

    Soooo.....
    A plane is about to crash. Woman stands up and shouts "if i am going to die, i want a man to make me feel like a woman!"

    ...and proceeds to take off all of he clothes.

    Guy stands up, rips off his shirt and throws it at her and says "Here, iron this!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    Is this how you met your wife?
    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    Well technically speaking the plane wasn't crashing. But otherwise yes...,
    I sure as hell hope that's a comfy couch in the Casa De Bastic. I guess if your grumpy tomorrow we know it's a case of backache and SRS.
    Your beer mug isn't half-empty, your just half-way to the next refill.....

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    Two guys walk into a bar.

    You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bomm Bastic View Post
    Lol nice!

    Soooo.....
    A plane is about to crash. Woman stands up and shouts "if i am going to die, i want a man to make me feel like a woman!"

    ...and proceeds to take off all of he clothes.

    Guy stands up, rips off his shirt and throws it at her and says "Here, iron this!!"
    Bomm buddy, you're looking for this thread:

    http://forums.dobbersports.com/showthread.php?t=140653

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    Posting while intoxicated is so much fun.

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    To steal (and tweak) a little dialog from As Good As It Gets:


    Me (upon seeing DGB): I can't resist! You usually move through here so quickly and I just have so many questions I want to ask you. You have no idea what your work means to me.
    DGB: What does it mean to you?
    Me: [stands up] When somebody out there knows what it's like...
    [place one hand on her forehead and the other over her heart]
    Me: ... to be in here.
    DGB: Oh God, this is like a nightmare.
    [Turns around and presses the elevator button multiple times]
    Me: Oh come on! Just a couple of questions. How hard is that?
    [Scampers up to DGB]
    Me: How do you write Bettman so well?
    DGB: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
    /S

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    When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

    A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
    A boy, about 9, opened the door
    "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
    "No, they went to town."
    "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "No, he went with Mom and Dad."
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling
    to himself.
    "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your
    brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
    The boy thought for a moment...
    "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for
    the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

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