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    I know there are a lot of funny people on Dobber so do your best to make me laugh. You can tell a joke, post a funny pic, tell a story etc.
    Rep to those who can make me laugh.
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    I'd rather staple my bag to my leg then participate in this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axeman33 View Post
    I'd rather staple my bag to my leg then participate in this thread.
    I have a stapler right here right now if you want to borrow it. Its an automatic one with rapid release.
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    G - Hiller, Khudobin
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    Prospects - Petrovic, Bjugstad, Dalpe, Poirier, Barberio, Barrie, Olsen, Wey

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    Na, that was just my sad attempt at making you laugh. It was the first thing that came to my mind. :s
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    How about a story from my childhood?

    When I was younger I took piano lessons every weekend, did the whole Conservatory and Rudiments thing. I used to dread piano lessons, and I used to do random things before them to pass the time. One time when I was maybe 8 years old, I was playing with a stapler in my dad's den and as any other curious child, I opened the stapler up and started stapling random pieces of paper to the board on the wall.

    Sooner or later I got bored of playing with the stapler so I decided to put it away.Problem was when I closed it I snapped it shut right on my fingers, and actually stapled my middle finger and ring finger together. I walked up to my parents and said 'I stapled my fingers together'.

    It hurt like a bitch when my dad pulled the staple out but I got to skip my piano lesson that week. #winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    What is this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bondon View Post
    How about a story from my childhood?

    When I was younger I took piano lessons every weekend, did the whole Conservatory and Rudiments thing. I used to dread piano lessons, and I used to do random things before them to pass the time. One time when I was maybe 8 years old, I was playing with a stapler in my dad's den and as any other curious child, I opened the stapler up and started stapling random pieces of paper to the board on the wall.

    Sooner or later I got bored of playing with the stapler so I decided to put it away.Problem was when I closed it I snapped it shut right on my fingers, and actually stapled my middle finger and ring finger together. I walked up to my parents and said 'I stapled my fingers together'.

    It hurt like a bitch when my dad pulled the staple out but I got to skip my piano lesson that week. #winning
    It would of been funnier if you had stapled your pecker!
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    F - Toews, Perry, E.Staal, Vanek, Lucic, Skinner, Simmonds, Wingels, Nielson, R. Smith, Gallagher, Kreider
    D - Phaneuf, Faulk, Brodie, Regehr, Stone, Guenin
    G - Hiller, Khudobin
    Bench - Bollig, Clune, Penner, Fisher, Killhorn, Johnson, Stalock

    Prospects - Petrovic, Bjugstad, Dalpe, Poirier, Barberio, Barrie, Olsen, Wey

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    What is this?
    A bunker to hide as this thing gets derailed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ericdaoust View Post
    A bunker to hide as this thing gets derailed.
    I dont see why we would need one, threads dont get derailed here!
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    Prospects - Petrovic, Bjugstad, Dalpe, Poirier, Barberio, Barrie, Olsen, Wey

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    I dont see why we would need one, threads dont get derailed here!
    Right, their purpose is to be derailed. So in that sense they don't get derailed from their original idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekReese View Post
    It would of been funnier if you had stapled your pecker!
    Whoah! Do you realize what an incredibly sexist comment this is? Why don't you just tell him it would have been funnier if he'd staple his MALE genitalia while driving drunk or something?

    What are ya, from Nova Scotia? You uneducated boob!!!

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    I dont see why we would need one, threads dont get derailed here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
    Whoah! Do you realize what an incredibly sexist comment this is? Why don't you just tell him it would have been funnier if he'd staple his MALE genitalia while driving drunk or something?

    What are ya, from Nova Scotia? You uneducated boob!!!
    LOL! Way to go Thunder, drawing from two train wreck threads! Love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Comish View Post
    LOL! Way to go Thunder, drawing from two train wreck threads! Love it.
    Hmmm, in retrospect I think I better pre-emptively apologize to anyone who may have been offended by my pejorative use of the term "boob."

    I meant no offense --except to Derek, of course
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