Probably the best show ever IMO.
What's your favorite Simpsons moment?
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
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Mine would have to be the episode where Rodney Dangerfield stars as Larry Burns.
The whole family is visiting the cider mill and Marge incorrectly pronounces foliage by saying "foilage."
Marge: "Next to spring and winter, fall is my absolute favorite season. Just look at all this beautiful foilage."
Lisa: "Its not foilage, Mom. Its foliage... FO-LI-AGE."
Marge: "That's what I said, foilage! It doesn't take a nucular scientist to pronounce foilage."
Later on, this happens.
Marge: "I can honestly say that was the most fun I've ever had, the mill, the history, all that gorgeous foliage."
Lisa smiles.
Marge: "I can't ecscape Lisa our little walking libary."
Lots of good moments, but that's definitely one of my favorites.
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible"
"Allow me to wallow in my own crapulence"
Those are two of my favorite quotes...
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Seeing as how I'm watching the episode "Homer The Heretic" as I type this...
There you go again taking somebody else's side. Flanders...the water department...god...
Our magazines and roach traps gone....all gone
Do I know what rhetorical means? ... heheMarge: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down / Before you can call him a man...
Homer: Seven.
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: OK, eight.
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: Do *I* know what "rhetorical" means?
/S
~ I'm not a sociopath, it's just that my magnetic personality keeps throwing off my moral compass.~
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I like SMRT episode and the Lisa's Birthday episode.
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Stupid sexy Flanders!
Oh, and 'Homer's Phobia' just killed me when I saw it...
[Homer is worried that Bart will turns out gay]
Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow; make her into a man.
Homer: Aw, she'd never go. She's a vegetarian.
Moe: Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you?
/S
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"Ze gogglez do nussing!!!"
The episode when Lisa and Bart play on opposite hockey teams has many classic lines and movements
Lisa kicks the air, Bart swings his arms punching...both saying "if you get in my way its your fault"
Marge enters - "stop fighting"
Homer enters - "I want to see you guys fighting for your parents love"
Next scene:
Homer - "ok pie I'm going to open my mouth and if you get in my way its your fault" ....as Homer walks forward with his mouth open he hits his head on the hood of the stove... "to hell with it" ...he eats the pie.
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A classic- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM6xVQwIOYQ
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
My favorite simpsons moment/episode was in Season 1 when Bart wanted to be a daredevil and jump the Gorge. Homer steps up and talks him out of doing it at the top of the hill while standing on the skateboard (he tells Bart he will do it instead of Bart) then proceeds to slowly start down the hill by mistake. He almost makes it across the Gorge (saying out loud) "I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, this is the happiest day of my life" or something to that extent then proceeds to fall short of the mighty jump and falls to the bottom of the Gorge.
As if that wasnt bad enough, the Ambulance that picked up Homer then hits a tree and Homer, while strapped to the gurney kicks out the back door and back down the Gorge again.
Classic shit right there. I still laugh everytime I see that episode.
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"Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but dont stare.. Unless you're wearing sunglasses."
Favorite Simpsons moment is when Barney finds himself alone in Moe's Tavern for whatever reason, and ends up under the beer tap guzzling the beer, says "Oh oh, my heart stopped", wait 3 seconds, "There it goes", keeps on guzzling. LMFAO!
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