The UHL: Round by Round

[ericdaoust]

Not sure the cause but it's clear there's no chance you are still sane owning Luongo.

Good point.

[dyzfunctioned]

Just wanted to post this here because I think it's the most ridiculous trade I've ever seen in fantasy hockey:

First trade:

Dallas trades:

Cam Ward, Martin Hanzal, Duncan Keith, Jay Harrison, Grant Clitsome, Jared Cowan, Thomas Vanek, Nathan Horton,Cam Janssen, Anthony Stewart


Phoenix trades:Corey Crawford, Derick Brassard, Brian Campbell, Dmitry Kulikov, Tom Gilbert, Brian Dumoluin, Jochen Hecht,Tyler Ennis, John Moore, Thomas Kubalik, Jakob Silfverberg, Ryan Strome, Reilly Smith, Travis Zajac, Calle Jarnkrok, Marcel Goc,Chuck Kobasew, 1st round pick in 2012

Second Trade:

Phoenix sends:
Matthew Lombardi
Matt Bradley
Chris Porter
Nick Bjustad
Christian Thomas
2nd round pick in 2012

Dallas sends:
Marcel Goc
Rick Peverly
Mike Santorelli
Logan Shaw
Spencer Machachek

Just ridiculous how many players were swapped haha.

[GMGates]

Trade Breakdown

To Dallas -

Corey Crawford
Travis Zajac
Derick Brassard
Tyler Ennis
Dmitry Kulikov
Brian Campbell
Matthew Lombardi
Jochen Hecht
Chuck Kobasew
Matt Bradley
Tom Gilbert
--
Ryan Strome
Jakob Silfverberg
Calle Jarnkrok
Chris Porter
Nick Bjustad
Thomas Kubalik
Brian Dumoulin
John Moore
Christian Thomas
Reilly Smith
1st round pick in 2012
2nd round pick in 2012

To Pheonix -

Cam Ward
Thomas Vanek
Duncan Keith
Nathan Horton
Martin Hanzal
Rick Peverly
Mike Santorelli
Grant Clitsome
Marcel Goc
Anthony Stewart
Cam Janssen
Jay Harrison
--
Jared Cowan
Logan Shaw
Spencer Machachek

~~

Pheonix wins in terms of "winning now" but Dallas wins going forward, especially if guys like Strome, Jarnkrok and Silfverberg pan out.

[dyzfunctioned]

Wow, you actually combined then. I gave up, there were too many players haha.

[ericdaoust]

I have no idea how they were able to constantly re-evaluate the trade during negotiations.

[dyzfunctioned]

I have no idea how they were able to constantly re-evaluate the trade during negotiations.

With the trade done and after looking at it like 10 times I still have no idea how to evaluate it.

[ericdaoust]

With the trade done and after looking at it like 10 times I still have no idea how to evaluate it.

One of them should do my taxes...

[dyzfunctioned]

One of them should do my taxes...

...and the other can do mine!

[GMGates]

Lol it's pretty easy to dissect :

Positions match up, salaries match up.

Switch of goalies, and of strength.

One side is power heavy, the other is potential heavy.

Phoenix wants to compete now, Dallas is looking to do a rebuild on the fly.

Both of them were able to make eachother's vision work.

[dyzfunctioned]

Lol it's pretty easy to dissect :

Positions match up, salaries match up.

Switch of goalies, and of strength.

One side is power heavy, the other is potential heavy.

Phoenix wants to compete now, Dallas is looking to do a rebuild on the fly.

Both of them were able to make eachother's vision work.

Maybe you should do my taxes.

[GMGates]

Maybe you should do my taxes.

my own taxes are good enough for me

[ericdaoust]

Maybe you should do my taxes.

my own taxes are good enough for me

Should we stop plotting to kill TK and focus our attention on Gates?

[dyzfunctioned]

Should we stop plotting to kill TK and focus our attention on Gates?

Gates has two duties - 1) our taxes, and 2) making fantrax implement H2H. If he succeeds in both, he shall be spared and the focus will turn to TK.

[ericdaoust]

Gates has two duties - 1) our taxes, and 2) making fantrax implement H2H. If he succeeds in both, he shall be spared and the focus will turn to TK.

You're right. If he fails just let me know and I'll send Pronger the signal.

[dyzfunctioned]

You're right. If he fails just let me know and I'll send Pronger the signal.

Shouldn't it be the other way around? If he fails you send me the signal? After all, I own Pronger. Who are you going to send? Luongo?