Brian Burke Presser
 

Watching this I can think of one word. Classy.

I heard he knocked up a 19 yr old waitress from the Real Sports Bar and thats why he was let go ?? Probably BS but it's better then hearing another "Didn't want LOU" rumour!!

That totally explains it.

Leafs ownership was uncomfortable paying one of their staff for *hitting* and *scoring*.

Plus you would think corporate suits would support *screwing*.

I heard that he was too busy with his Bilderberg group meetings designed to keep the moon landing coverups going to stay on as GM.

Best line of the day: Brian Burke to Steve Simmons

"That's the best part about today Steve, is that I probably don't ever have to talk to you again"

I am going to miss Burke. Just for the sound bites, how can the media geniuses at Rogers and Bell dump him for Nonis?

Clinton lied about a blowjob = cheating and he gets sympathy and another term , now is one of the most respected men in the world!
Burke bangs a 19 yr old and gets fired , oh yeah that makes sense!
That would be one of the best moves a member of the Leafs has ever made , "he shoots he scores!"