Make me Laugh
 

I know there are a lot of funny people on Dobber so do your best to make me laugh. You can tell a joke, post a funny pic, tell a story etc.
Rep to those who can make me laugh.

I'd rather staple my bag to my leg then participate in this thread.

I have a stapler right here right now if you want to borrow it. Its an automatic one with rapid release.

Na, that was just my sad attempt at making you laugh. It was the first thing that came to my mind. :s

How about a story from my childhood?

When I was younger I took piano lessons every weekend, did the whole Conservatory and Rudiments thing. I used to dread piano lessons, and I used to do random things before them to pass the time. One time when I was maybe 8 years old, I was playing with a stapler in my dad's den and as any other curious child, I opened the stapler up and started stapling random pieces of paper to the board on the wall.

Sooner or later I got bored of playing with the stapler so I decided to put it away.Problem was when I closed it I snapped it shut right on my fingers, and actually stapled my middle finger and ring finger together. I walked up to my parents and said 'I stapled my fingers together'.

It hurt like a bitch when my dad pulled the staple out but I got to skip my piano lesson that week. #winning

What is this?

It would of been funnier if you had stapled your pecker!

A bunker to hide as this thing gets derailed.

I dont see why we would need one, threads dont get derailed here!