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ericdaoust 11-21-2012 01:23 PM

[DGB] When Gary Bettman orders a pizza...
 
http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2012/11...s-a-pizza.html

kevinsrangers 11-21-2012 03:28 PM

ha, i can just hear donald and garys voices doing that. especially gary beating around the bush on every question.

hockeymanG23 11-21-2012 07:06 PM

Nice post, I got a few laughs out of this one

hockeyrobot 11-21-2012 11:22 PM

Really enjoyed that one. Might have to pick up the DGB book

ericdaoust 11-21-2012 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hockeyrobot (Post 1039738)
Really enjoyed that one. Might have to pick up the DGB book

It's on my christmas list!

dongjohnson 11-22-2012 02:56 PM

I feel sorry for the real pizza man who has to deliver Bettman's house a real pizza. You think that SOB ever tips? Maybe a dollar...

ericdaoust 11-22-2012 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dongjohnson (Post 1039887)
I feel sorry for the real pizza man who has to deliver Bettman's house a real pizza. You think that SOB ever tips? Maybe a dollar...

It's always a percentage based tip and he always wants a chunk of it back.

dongjohnson 11-22-2012 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericdaoust (Post 1039889)
It's always a percentage based tip and he always wants a chunk of it back.

I'm pretty sure GB would say something like this, "Now, I know that people typically tip a couple of dollars for a single pizza and I'm aware that this is an order with three larges but after you consider taxes, amortization and how I assumed all the risk by ordering the pizzas, why would I give you so much?"


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